kebab shop
kebab shop
i saw a top dog £25 in a kebab the other day and thought i would have a go coz i havent played one in ages and it would make a change from the regular stuff.
1st board = golden hold for jp
now there was a man eating his burger next to me who was watching and to be polite i think he was a bit simple/slow (no offence meant)
as soon as i got the jp he shouted '' oh hes won all you money'' and looked at the bloke behind the counter who was making my burger. '' bet your gutted coz you just left it''
then he turns to me with his burger spitting out all over the place '' well done i would have collect £4 but you got the jp, he just put £40 in and didnt get anything''
''£60...... I PUT £60 IN IT'' the kebab man shouts fuming
'' oh ... hes won loads... he taken all your money, why didnt you stay on it if you put £60 in it..ohh hes won it all''
im trying not to laugh now as he has brought it so on top.
next board = jp
'' FUCK ME hes got another... well done .. well done... youve only put a couple of quid in etc etc''
kebab man is now well pissed off
next board was dead
i walked and could still hear him from down the road rubbing it in.
cant wait for next time!!!
1st board = golden hold for jp
now there was a man eating his burger next to me who was watching and to be polite i think he was a bit simple/slow (no offence meant)
as soon as i got the jp he shouted '' oh hes won all you money'' and looked at the bloke behind the counter who was making my burger. '' bet your gutted coz you just left it''
then he turns to me with his burger spitting out all over the place '' well done i would have collect £4 but you got the jp, he just put £40 in and didnt get anything''
''£60...... I PUT £60 IN IT'' the kebab man shouts fuming
'' oh ... hes won loads... he taken all your money, why didnt you stay on it if you put £60 in it..ohh hes won it all''
im trying not to laugh now as he has brought it so on top.
next board = jp
'' FUCK ME hes got another... well done .. well done... youve only put a couple of quid in etc etc''
kebab man is now well pissed off
next board was dead
i walked and could still hear him from down the road rubbing it in.
cant wait for next time!!!
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Kebab shops have some disprderly owners sometimes.
Heard my friend got chased out almost with a kebab skewer for taking 30 out of a Most Daunting. Heard stories of punches in the face etc etc, it all goes on in those kebabbys.
Though all of the machines are gone now here, it's Gemini skill machines, or oddly a grabber crane in one!
Heard my friend got chased out almost with a kebab skewer for taking 30 out of a Most Daunting. Heard stories of punches in the face etc etc, it all goes on in those kebabbys.
Though all of the machines are gone now here, it's Gemini skill machines, or oddly a grabber crane in one!
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gmckee03 wrote:Went into one in devon which had a 35 OAR put 50 in it for 105 hit collect it pays out the 50 we put in and nothing else. I went and said to the guy and he said not his problem ive already won out of it lol was fuming then we walk past and hes cleared the IOU of it and its back on![]()
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you left without the money? thats something i wouldnt have done in that situation
Know it well! Used to be a Tomb Raider and a Full Moon Fever in there at various stages too. Staff were fairly dumb.ming wrote:there used to a a king kebab in a kebab shop in aldershot where when you got game over/lose the blokes behind the counter would laugh and clap
They're fruityless nowadays.
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Got an old legal tender on £25 near me in a USA chicken (surely these places are only meant to have cat d machines?)
Don't seem to play that bad most of the time, loves trial holding to give skill shot for nudges with a no lose to boot, does my head in when i miss 99 and get 16 or at worst 12 tho as from what i have seen it only goes up to 99 once so if you miss it your fooked, although i got a no lose on a 2 the time i landed on 16 so i still managed to get it, 10 quid tops are a bit of a pisstake tho, hence why most people i know call it illegal tenner lol
Don't seem to play that bad most of the time, loves trial holding to give skill shot for nudges with a no lose to boot, does my head in when i miss 99 and get 16 or at worst 12 tho as from what i have seen it only goes up to 99 once so if you miss it your fooked, although i got a no lose on a 2 the time i landed on 16 so i still managed to get it, 10 quid tops are a bit of a pisstake tho, hence why most people i know call it illegal tenner lol
deano8177 wrote:When I rang him I asked if I could play any of the gaming machines and he said no cos they keep getting fiddled. Then I said I'd be down soon to watch the football, and that I was going to shit in his urinal.
thecannonball89 wrote:If you go out on a friday night to play a deadmans and end up going out up town having 5bags of heavly cut drugs end up in the brothel, and wake up feeling like shit on monday morning sitting out a p3 dial trying to make bk ur losses of a 5am roulette sesion, your probly a player

Wonderful machine, wasn't it - especially when that glorious £110 top comes alongclarkey1984 wrote:Got an old legal tender on £25 near me in a USA chicken (surely these places are only meant to have cat d machines?)
Don't seem to play that bad most of the time, loves trial holding to give skill shot for nudges with a no lose to boot, does my head in when i miss 99 and get 16 or at worst 12 tho as from what i have seen it only goes up to 99 once so if you miss it your fooked, although i got a no lose on a 2 the time i landed on 16 so i still managed to get it, 10 quid tops are a bit of a pisstake tho, hence why most people i know call it illegal tenner lol

Christ - even a £25 Red could do a bigger top than a £70 Red. Something not quite right about that ...
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110!?!? never seen it, or was that a typo lol, how much would that annoy the bloke in there tho, i can just imagine after a stupid top like that, "eeh boss you still come for food but you dont play theh machine no more"
Saw a 65 top from it that buddy got one night but thats the biggest i have seen, only had a couple of 35 tops off it and a few tenners as well personally, plus a 20 one time, can never be fooked to recycle for the better one that usually comes along after the 'less than jp' top tho, can take a while sometimes, seen a lad do 70 thru it after i had a tenner top to get a 60 top, fook that, wouldnt have had enough on me to get it, only went in there for garlic bread with cheese, the old red paid for it too as i only put 2 quid in it that night lol
Saw a 65 top from it that buddy got one night but thats the biggest i have seen, only had a couple of 35 tops off it and a few tenners as well personally, plus a 20 one time, can never be fooked to recycle for the better one that usually comes along after the 'less than jp' top tho, can take a while sometimes, seen a lad do 70 thru it after i had a tenner top to get a 60 top, fook that, wouldnt have had enough on me to get it, only went in there for garlic bread with cheese, the old red paid for it too as i only put 2 quid in it that night lol
deano8177 wrote:When I rang him I asked if I could play any of the gaming machines and he said no cos they keep getting fiddled. Then I said I'd be down soon to watch the football, and that I was going to shit in his urinal.
thecannonball89 wrote:If you go out on a friday night to play a deadmans and end up going out up town having 5bags of heavly cut drugs end up in the brothel, and wake up feeling like shit on monday morning sitting out a p3 dial trying to make bk ur losses of a 5am roulette sesion, your probly a player
