Fruit Machine Chat

Ever had a fight with another player or barman/ barstaff over a machine?

I once had a lad square up to me one night in dover when i had collected a tenner out of an old bellfruit (forgot what it was) i had only put a quid in but apparently it was his 'patch' so he was entitled, he was a biiig fucker and i was thinking oh right here we go, until the landlord comes over and says to this lad either you leave him alone now and ill get you a drink in if its that much of an issue, (i think he was a pissed up regular) but if you carry on i will take you out of here by force.

He accepted the free pint off the landlord and shook my hand, lucky moment that was!

If you mean over a machine in a literal sense, i was jumped by 2 lads and slammed into the front of a fruity in a nightclub a few years back for some reason or another, they started backing off when one of em spotted bouncers in the distance making their way over, so while they were busy being distracted i summoned all my energy to my right hand and clumped the one that had hold of me square in the jaw, my hand hurt like fuck but it knocked him bandy, not sure if he went to sleep lol but he was down there in a crumpled heap by the time the bouncers got there, and the best bit being that because the machines were in a darkish corner they didnt see who hit who so i never got kicked out, the half awake starry eyed bloke did, plus his mate, who was having some kind of eppy fit while i just stood casually by the machine as if i had been playing it, perfect cover as it looked like the 2 mates had been the ones scrapping, one on the floor, one going mental, i was just a bystander!

The best lucky punch i have ever thrown, he was a big git and dropped like stone, i dont condone violance in any way but i was proud of that one!

Me and a mate rolled an Austin in a shit hole pub near teignmouth years ago. We got locked in and my friend got knocked around a bit by some big ugly cunt weilding a police issue baton.

Yeah, over an unchipped Vamp years ago.

It wasn't picking, so I was trying to kill it but it was playing like a knob. I was £30 into it and he chucked me out, without me collecting anything.

Anyone who knows my size would wonder how this was physically possible, but he literally lifted me up and shoved me out of the place. Nowadays I probably would have smacked him and dealt with the consequences.

I've never been locked in, but if I did I'd tell them they had 2 choices, let me out and I won't come back, or I'll grab a stool and smash every window in the place and force myself out. And the first way is far more sensible.

nearly had some aggro today walked in and see someone doing a big chief in my local , had a few words with the fella we ended up having bit of a chat and was all cushty, seemed a decent chap as it turned out!

richy657 wrote:nearly had some aggro today walked in and see someone doing a big chief in my local

The dirty Bastard
I hope he cleaned up after himself

MrRed wrote:

richy657 wrote:nearly had some aggro today walked in and see someone doing a big chief in my local

The dirty Bastard
I hope he cleaned up after himself

Not very often I do actually laugh out loud but that's quality

Yeah,
had a 'chef' (I boil pre-made bags of food) in a local beefeater once, done his nut's when he was playing @ end of shift,

I went on it and done the bizz (old homers mc') - he had a go at me so I bounced his head through the jelly bean dispenser attached to the machine!

jelly beans everywhere !!

Me and a mate got barred, (my mate had done nowt) but because the owner knew his 'chef' was a 'bag head' cu*t we were only barred for two weeks.

funny as the other locals also did a petition to get us back in!!

funny/weird as fu*k!!!

Walked back in to find a vamp!!

Yes i've ofen been scrutinized by microwave operators, they stand behind the bar practically convulsing with anger as you retrieve their wages.

Never fails to amuse....

lmao the chef readys, why is every chef a wanna be gambler/player?! stands there when im doing a lucky leprachaun - get on it he shouts somebody had jackpot off that and it repeated im like ok!!! £1 in full lmao get the 2 out of it and make about £80 on it whats wrong with these people! he actually got me barred

well other than threatening to drag landen (brighton boy) out of a pub and smash his tree in and making him shit in his boxers, and turfing some Albanian twat out of dartford spoons with danny king.... ive never had any trouble with any players. maybe coz of my size :/

The girl whos bar manager in my local is good as gold, doesnt really care who wins on it, (25jp money magic) plus she will even let me know if its paid out recently or not, and i know she is telling the truth the last 2 times she has told me someones had JP out of it just before i got there i have keyed it and it was 23 off one time and bang on 25 off the next, then another day she said no its not paid for quite a while, key in and 4 off, good girl!

If i do win on it i make a point of buying her a drink tho, she could just say feck all and let me get stung but shes kind enough to say, plus shes hot as fook!

what is it a 25 pink panther

nah, games media money magic, kinda the same thing as juggling jackpots/return of the jackpots, orrible fuckin thing if it aint in the mood too!

Never had it be an asshole to me but i have seen a regular in there stick about 80 quid thru it for a flat 25 top, then that went back in plus another 10 or 15 for another flat and it then died on its arse, but to be fair he'll really play anything, plus i dunno how battered it was to begin with, very i would imagine judging by that night!

To be honest i never really go for all out force on it, i just bung it on 50p (majority put it on 10p stake) and chuck bits and bobs of change through it and see what happens really, provided its not too far off, unlike most, i do like to play em for the enjoyment rather than the money side of it, its fun, plus if i win its a bonus too.

Best record on it for very little in was last friday, threw £1.20 in it, last of my money that night aswell, (late ish), first press, board, tenner shot, collect, last spin, nought, then down to 10p to play off the 20p and last press, cherries, on a 1, higher to a 6, fuck that, collect, 2 quid.

That kept me in beer for the next couple of hours, so i was happy enough!

who ? wasnt gordon was it