PLUNION
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Matt Vinyl
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- Location: Lost in the outback, Bryan
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trayhop123
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- Location: leicester
I did chuckle at one or two points. Whoever it is, they seem to have given up with the 'serious' route and just opted for the complete lunatic pathway.
This can't surely be just HRK? I think there are a team of comedy writers behind the scenes here at Fruit chat finely honing this PLUnion character. They'll take us on a trip of frustration, anger, laughter and misery before finally jerking out tear strings as we weep in anguish as his wife dies and he spirals into a depression borne out by an ever more prevalent OCD with 'bandit scammers and the like'. It'll be a tale of pure pathos before a final sting in the tail reveals whodunnit and has the audience on the edge of their seats. Before long we'll have "PLUnion - Fancy a steak and ale pie?" The musical, the film and the soundtrack to next year's X Factor.
Watch this space.
Regards - JG - Not a pub landlord.
This can't surely be just HRK? I think there are a team of comedy writers behind the scenes here at Fruit chat finely honing this PLUnion character. They'll take us on a trip of frustration, anger, laughter and misery before finally jerking out tear strings as we weep in anguish as his wife dies and he spirals into a depression borne out by an ever more prevalent OCD with 'bandit scammers and the like'. It'll be a tale of pure pathos before a final sting in the tail reveals whodunnit and has the audience on the edge of their seats. Before long we'll have "PLUnion - Fancy a steak and ale pie?" The musical, the film and the soundtrack to next year's X Factor.
Watch this space.
Regards - JG - Not a pub landlord.
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trayhop123
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- Location: leicester
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clarkey1984
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LOL, i dunno about mods, (not too hot on how phpbb boards are set up) but admins can see IP addys, why not just check em, then they will know who it is, unless they already do of course, and are just letting it continue for comedy value. 
deano8177 wrote:When I rang him I asked if I could play any of the gaming machines and he said no cos they keep getting fiddled. Then I said I'd be down soon to watch the football, and that I was going to shit in his urinal.
thecannonball89 wrote:If you go out on a friday night to play a deadmans and end up going out up town having 5bags of heavly cut drugs end up in the brothel, and wake up feeling like shit on monday morning sitting out a p3 dial trying to make bk ur losses of a 5am roulette sesion, your probly a player
FUCK OFF I SAY!
If you really are a landlord and you are from evesham then dont let him in the vip section tell him to SUCK A COCK. You are prob one of those on top as fuck landlords as there are now plenty of on top as fuck pubs in evesham and leave your machines off forever so you dont make a bean cos you dont deserve to you tight arse cunt fuck!" wrote:I'm not a plonker, I'm a businessman and I object to this thread being created. I don't see what the big deal is all about. It's no secret that I privately emailed a few members to get a step up the ladder. I've had one helpful response back to date. I am withdrawing any offers of food being sent via Parcelforce. This is partly due to the ridicule that this has brought upon me and partly because I am not lisenced to distribute food freshly prepared on premises to strangers via post, particularly not foodstuffs containing ale.
I will be thinking of a suitable alternative to appeal to the inner ringmasters and am pleased to hear that my application to enter VIP is in discussion and almost complete to the point of my admission.
Also I will soon start negotiations to become head ringmaster, I think my maturity and common business sense will propel this board back to PLanet Earth. There will be more focus on the pub trade and less talk of scamming short cuts in the pubs.
Whilst I have been enlightened as to the one pound a spin option and the fact a note can be gambled in seconds, that doesn't explain all the activities I have seen. Repeated button pressing and holding your hands near the payout area are key signs in my book. Another little tell is not finishing your drink and winning jackpots very quickly using a map of the reels or looking through the glass.
I have already mentioned that my machines take very little money. Part of that is because my customers are too sensible to play them. Another reason for that is because I keep them switched off to avoid scams, unless the relevant paperwork is filled in beforehand by a valid customer wanting to play.
If you're not doing anything wrong, you haven't got anything to be worried about and a quick friendly search for devices such as walkie talkies, agricultural machinery or magnetic materials and you're in the clear.
I will be off the board for a few days. I'm overseeing a vast consignment of scampi fries shipped in from foreign shores. If you all behave and play your cards right, you may find a packet of scampi fries or pork scratchings winging its way in your direction.
Take care, behave, no nonsense and play fair,
PLUnion - Pub Landlord