Fruit Machine Chat

I had a very decent weekend on the fruits but nearly had to fight 10 lads lol

I found a nice Indy raiders in a dodgy pub (well basically a shithole)
I saw it through the window while walking past

Unsure whether to bother as it looked like a shithole and it was
Anyway i walked in up to the bar and got a pint
Straight away had eyes on me but there were some 'normal' people near the m/c so took my chance

Put £3 in for a board thats all red gives 2 troves off super add
Now it sounds silly but i really did not want it to go in this board
Not the very first board surely
A few gambles and it hits the third trove for top

Now i am more than happy with £70 here and i still have a full pint to drink
It only goes and repeats for the ton :P

Straight away 2 lads come over 'how did you do that'
I tried to blag it 'oh i never touch them normally just gambled and it gave JP which it did'
Nah you came in and went striaght on it and knew what you was doing plus your pocket is full of coins i heard em when you walked in

By this time about 8 others had joined them and had surrounded me

'Listen lads i got lucky thats all' i usually lose'

'iou better finish your drink and get the fuck out before we take the money

Luckily the landlady comes over and tells them to leave it but agrees i am not welcome as i 'know how to fiddle em lol

Ok whatever love not gonna argue i am going
Was defo expecting to be followed out, so as soon as i got out the door i flagged a taxi to go 2 mins down the road lol

Ahhh been a while since something like this happened
Mind you never really play in shitholes and heres why
The thing is they always seem to have the best fruits

Terraced pubs in the Welsh valleys are dangerous. The type where all the meat heads look round when somebody they don't know walks in.

Shirt, tie, in, orange juice, 70, go go go.

Luckily yet to take a hit.

You sound a good lad MRed, a difficult situation indeed but might be best to get some form of self defence because you wont get off that lightly all the time.

GL

Serves you right Mr Red. You got more than their fortnight's giro in 3 minutes.

Of course they are going to get narked!!!

Lol it was probably less than 3 minutes

This story is one for the 'quickest you've been barred' thread, at least you got out in tact with the money mate, and fully agree, why oh why do the shit holes get the best machines :x :x

HorseRacingKing wrote:You sound a good lad MRed, a difficult situation indeed but might be best to get some form of self defence because you wont get off that lightly all the time.

GL

Don't get me wrong I am no little dweeb
15 stone 6'1 and can certainly look after myself but I was a little outnumbered lol 10 to 1

Blah Blah....... Another pump up ure chest story...

Be nice once in a while when you chaves think about it.. while posting and admit you did you lot.... back home and skint till giro day......




Problem with you lot.. so full of your selfs....

Look at the bigger picture.. People like Lugs.. Jg... Tray..Silent... Eddie.. me..Gambo..Matt.v, and B.. While half of mentioned have a woman/kids ect.. the rest have a decent edcation/ collage and Degrees.. and in the long run gamble as a side line......


People like you piss me off to the point of wanting to stub a roll up out on ure nut sack.....


Full of crap.. cant prove nowt more than ure a legal age to jerk off to Big cook little cook....

jpfuk wrote:Blah Blah....... Another pump up ure chest story...

Be nice once in a while when you chaves think about it.. while posting and admit you did you lot.... back home and skint till giro day......




Problem with you lot.. so full of your selfs....

Look at the bigger picture.. People like Lugs.. Jg... Tray..Silent... Eddie.. me..Gambo..Matt.v, and B.. While half of mentioned have a woman/kids ect.. the rest have a decent edcation/ collage and Degrees.. and in the long run gamble as a side line......


People like you piss me off to the point of wanting to stub a roll up out on ure nut sack.....


Full of crap.. cant prove nowt more than ure a legal age to jerk off to Big cook little cook....

I do hope you're very drunk and about to edit most of that drivel ...

The inference from that bizarre rant is that those with women & children haven't been to college and gotten a sound education - which I don't think Matt V and indeed Mr. Red himself would be too pleased to hear!

I have 6 kids.. and self employed.. Qualified sparly and worked for Arilnton leisure for 11 years as head teck... but hey.. I sound off about ny £3 in every day huh... grow up you cock head

And I dont think Mr v will be too impressed about you knocking his intelligence...

So NO.. I wont be editing my statement you numskull...

Go straight to the back of the bullshit club nixxy... right behind Chandler and Cannon...

Come on... as if we dont all know whats what and whos who by now...

MrRed wrote:

HorseRacingKing wrote:You sound a good lad MRed, a difficult situation indeed but might be best to get some form of self defence because you wont get off that lightly all the time.

GL

Don't get me wrong I am no little dweeb
15 stone 6'1 and can certainly look after myself but I was a little outnumbered lol 10 to 1

have you got no balls? basicaly u been bullyed out. you won the money fair n square should of told em straight.

Jg edit: Deleted due to inevitable loss to jpfuk

Through all your 150 line plus posts JG.. I can still read between the lines.. you wanna stick up for these chumps and have a go... do it... You will lose ultimatly... BE NICE... or i'll get reall pissed off......

jpfuk hack: Removed, don't need that gobshite jg telling me what's what and dropping hints about his £130 loss in a LPDonD.

Can you imagine going on a service run with JG, would be epic.