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JG
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Very good point RPG. No one gets entertainment from £300 for no win. Atrocious games for all but hardcore gamblers.
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I see Redlinesman made a contribution in another thread, but alas failed to address my question.

Pretty much what I expected really.

He is certainly rather adroit at avoiding answering questions, perhaps he is an MP.
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I think we both know who he is Rich...
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Thought I may as well add my thoughts on this one,(although I'm quite sure many of you will have had some good runs on these)

1. Pick Your Pesos by Global
2. Who Wants To Be A Legionnaire by Bell-Fruit
3. Road Hog by Barcrest
4. Tomb Raiders by Empire Games
5. Viva Rock Vegas by JPM

These are just particular one that have stung me in the past,I could carry on and on with some real 'dire' ones,but just thought I'd share with you guys. :)
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A certain top contact of beardy told me the pesos trick! Different rules for some! Good earner! Loads here and local at the time!
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Wish I knew Pesos trick,once threw around £600 in one these over space of 2 1/2 hours,never even hit JP,close many times though :(
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Would put it on here but beardy would shoot me as know doubt he has loads left in newcastle! :-)
Bit harsh to put that amount in!
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Worst Game.... Hmmmm.....

1) Who Wants To Be A Legionnaire
2) Gold Digger
3) DOND Double Take
4) Jackpoteers 2
5) Alice's Wonderland
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Post by Oscar »

I used to hate JPM Superbreakout because it was the first game of that genre that clearly didn't cater for players, although they were eventually ok. JPM Cracker I also found hard work. Like playing Hi-Impact or Arcadia but with razor-wire and snipers around all the decent features.
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stekebabman wrote:Wish I knew Pesos trick,once threw around £600 in one these over space of 2 1/2 hours,never even hit JP,close many times though :(

Yeah,VERY foolish I know,was with a particular girl at time,and less time I spent with her,quicker I thought she would dump me,so I kept sloping off to play this 'Pesos',thinking this time it's gotta give,but NO !!
But every cloud has a silver lining they say,she did actually dump me week after,saying she thinks I might have a gambling problem LOL

Finally,went back in same pub next afternoon,hoping to regain a little of what I'd ploughed in previous night,and there in place of Pick Your Pesos was a 'Up Yer Riggin',quite possibly should have been included in my top 5 worst machines ever really.
So whilst waiting for my food,thought I would risk a few quid,anyway about £15 in,machine went ballistic so to speak,giving me 4 JP's within about 15 mins,so recaptured about £70 of losses anyway,BUT know in future to steer well clear if I stumble across any more,as I know they are still popular at seaside resorts today :(
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Ruler of The World wrote:Worst Game.... Hmmmm.....

1) Who Wants To Be A Legionnaire
2) Gold Digger
3) DOND Double Take
4) Jackpoteers 2
5) Alice's Wonderland
Gold Digger was ace! Stop n Step was super fast but skill, if you hit the bell it usually rolled afterwards.
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Those Al Murray machines are absolute shite. At least those Alice clones are so predictable.
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1. JPM Sonic the Hedgehog on £10. Pure shi*
2. Italian Job (think it was the second one with the White/Blue/Red Mini's)
3. Duty Free £6jp Barcrest
4. Al Murray/Landlord latest 70jp
5. TIOLI Crazy Trails
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rich m8 , your description of cracker is spot on ,,,,,,,,,,,, great potential but wearing handcuffs all the way
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Post by jimmyprogolf »

Rainbow Riches / Star Wars (£70 Version) i know these posts where a long time ago but these 2 machines are so good its not even funny.
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