Fire Pubs

streakseims · Post by **streakseims** » Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:51 am

Wingy likes Kebabs

just ask him

Sonny mad hatter threw one at him a few years back from about 5 feet away--- with all the sause he was covered

MattJ · Post by **MattJ** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 9:15 pm

I was having a drink with my work mates in a pub in Lancashire this evening,put 100quid in DOND,It's Your Show,forced it for MS,however when it offered me it i missed it as was on Random Stopper. Luckily,it gave me IM next board,streaked for 155,then paid ten quid from another fiver in :-) Anyway point of the story is i got dirty looks from the staff and when i went to change the coins,she asked 'how many',i replied '160'. She then said in the most moody voice 'from that',i replied 'yes'.................she had a face like a vloody slapped arse. Pub was a Sizzling chain pub.

Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! · Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:05 pm

The Market Tavern, Chorley town centre.

Went in there for a DMT and after my mate was £60 into it, the Landlord (under orders from his mouthy cow of a slutted up whore wife) told hi that it was for regulars only. He refused to let him carry on, but my mate did anyway.

The Landlord was a big guy but bricked it and called the police!

The Slag Bitch Whore behind the bar said there was no way he put £60 in, so I interviened and said he had. "How the fuck would you know?" he asks me. So I stand up and tell him "Don't try and be the hard man with me fatman, come on and talk like that outside here!" then he shits it and asks my why I'm being like that! Typical of many big guys. Hardly ever back it up.

So the police turn up and we leave.

£50 to anyone who bricks the window and posts the photo!

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:32 pm

Does it have to be a brick?

Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! · Sat Feb 12, 2011 12:24 am

His dead mum's head will do.

No, that a bit wrong really.

Just make it a brick.

DJJamesMtn · Post by **DJJamesMtn** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 2:23 pm

I played a DOND in Cherwell Valley Services last April and it was definitely on fire.

streakseims · Post by **streakseims** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:31 pm

No ones had any heat since Feb?

Doubt that lol

AMK · Post by **AMK** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:40 pm

The heat in that indoor spoons (Brum), is unreal. There's wall mounted heaters above the machines. Was sweating my crown jewels off.

daz · Post by **daz** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:50 pm

&quot wrote:The Market Tavern, Chorley town centre.

Went in there for a DMT and after my mate was £60 into it, the Landlord (under orders from his mouthy cow of a slutted up whore wife) told hi that it was for regulars only. He refused to let him carry on, but my mate did anyway.

The Landlord was a big guy but bricked it and called the police!

The Slag Bitch Whore behind the bar said there was no way he put £60 in, so I interviened and said he had. "How the fuck would you know?" he asks me. So I stand up and tell him "Don't try and be the hard man with me fatman, come on and talk like that outside here!" then he shits it and asks my why I'm being like that! Typical of many big guys. Hardly ever back it up.

Thats my boy, you tell him. The bigger they are the harder they fall!

So the police turn up and we leave.

£50 to anyone who bricks the window and posts the photo!

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:35 pm

the race horse 32-34 stratford rd , warwick ( 01926) 496705

huge meal pub ,,,,,,, the last place in the world you would expect fire.

darts marathon ,,,,

last week no dropdown but there on both for a very respectable 70 raise ,,,, ,,,,,,,,, my spider-sense kicks in , and sure enough out of the corner of my eye , the typical fat bald/greying manager/landlord is looking at me with a face like a smacked arse ,,,,,,,,, youve all met the type ,,,,,,,,,,, anyhow there was no denying i was up on the machine , and no way to try to blag otherwise , pointless ,so i tried the lucky munter approach ,,,,,,,,,,,, and asked the typical yts 12 year old employee if he would kindly change some coins up as i had just got a jackpot ,,,,,,,,, he was all smiles and said certainly sir (in that high pitched my voice is having trouble breaking simpsons parady trainee voice ) ,,,

so then the manager walks over ,,,,,, (and because he's clearly pissed off , but cant be seen to make a scene with a customer in such an arty farty establishment in front of the arty farty pringle clad ex chairman of the board golf weekend pensioner brigade ) ,,, decides to lay into the 8 yr old trainee about taking the coins "you know we have plenty of change from the post office , we dont need anymore grrr pointless grrrr" ,,,,,,,,,,, so off the 7 yr old trainee wimpers .

anyhow goes back in yesterday with jackpot george ,,,,,,,,,,,, and to soften the blow decided to order food ,,,,,,,, £18 handed over to the fit blonde for food n drinks , which was witnessed by the manager ,,,,,,,,, we sat down and waited for the food with our drinks (with no intention of attempting to play the machine till afterwards ) ,,,,,,,,, but alas it wasn't enough ,,,,,,,,, fat twat decides to switch it off anyhow .

george n me are now pissing ourselves laughing , thinking are we now going to receive our food with the managers own special ingredients added lol ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, fortunately we didn't order any soup , ,,,,,, just hand battered (oo er) fish n chips ,,,,,,,,,,, but what was it battered in ? was it fit for the captains table ? was it full of ahem extra protein ? lol

anyhow so there you have it ,,,,,,,,,,,,, darts , fill ya boots lol .

ps . although here at fruitchat we dont condone the practice of 2am phonecalls or umpteen pizza delivery ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, if any of you take it upon yourself to indulge in such activities , thats out of my hands :P :P :P

pps come to think of it george that was a lovely piece of fish , it had that just caught sea SALTY taste. :P

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:14 pm

Sounds the sort of place you want to get a few fruitchatterers together and everyone take it in turns changing up a pocketful of coins

Nixxy · Post by **Nixxy** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:57 pm

harry2 wrote:Sounds the sort of place you want to get a few fruitchatterers together and everyone take it in turns changing up a pocketful of coins

Yeah good idea - table for at least 12 of us please - get the bill up over £300 and we'll be paying in pound coins, damnit!

LordOoze · Post by **LordOoze** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 2:15 am

Does this deserve a sticky?

Feeling antagonistic after tonight's loss in casino. First dozen and 2 neighbours. Constant 23/25/33/35

But yes.....sticky.....?

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 2:55 pm

LordOoze wrote:Does this deserve a sticky?

Feeling antagonistic after tonight's loss in casino. First dozen and 2 neighbours. Constant 23/25/33/35

But yes.....sticky.....?

its a sticky thread and always has been , to name and shame ,,,,,,,,,and so that future visiting players can be aware /make an informed choice / to venture in prepared or not bother etc..

jesus cat m8 ,,,,,,,,,, you must have lost a small fortune if something as trivial as this thread pissed you off.

LordOoze · Post by **LordOoze** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 5:10 pm

Ah ok. Did not know it was a sticky prior to the post.

It was indeed a cold day in the gaming house...

The kind where you see 35s, 28s, 23s and 30s for fun.

Or 15 and 34 do overtime.

This combined with a table that seemed to hold 20 people but only 3 playing so you can't put a bet down. Then the dealer is occupied with guys asking for the 50p colour chips to be put at 20 different locations lol

Still another day another route