welcome to london

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:21 pm

I find this thread slightly alluring...

badders2 · Post by **badders2** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:18 am

teaching the girlfriend fruits no way

HorseRacingKing · Post by **HorseRacingKing** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:25 am

Istenem wrote:
Slammer wrote:...

Just imagine, you walk in and do an Alien and get bottled...

Blonde walks in next day, in a short skirt, low cut top, bends over whilst twatting the skills showing rat to the bar and nipples to the old men in IPA corner and promply gets a free drink and a packet of cheese + onion.

Hardly fair is it?

Im all up for competition, but how can you compete?
you could unzip your fly and dip your cock in someone's pint.

His cock struggles to find its way past the zip let alone dangle out into a pint

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:15 pm

HRK: That is classic!

jpfuk · Post by **jpfuk** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:44 pm

Quality post Luke.... Propper chuckle worthy.

gmckee03 · Post by **gmckee03** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:18 pm

I just find it quite alarming that you would know such information HRK

steveseagull · Post by **steveseagull** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:21 pm

He's had more than one tip in his time, apparently.

jpfuk · Post by **jpfuk** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 4:47 pm

So HE'S the wierdo thats always in the corner of EVERY spoons toilet....One day hoping to catch site of someone's Johnson thats acctually smaller than his so he can go home and brag to his life size cut out of Dora the Explorer he has a biggun......

Becks · Post by **Becks** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:44 pm

Slammer wrote:
GaryChandler wrote:Jagger from littlehampton?
Lives in Rugby now with a bird thats being trained in the art of fruit machines.

Yes, thats right, a female player...

This is now the 4th full-time female player in my area (though the 2 from letchworth are just laughable).

The other two are partners of full-time players (who are friends, hence the link) and are dangerous seeing as they have all the info but get no fire. Plus, if you do their machines, they can flash a nipple, shed a tear and encourage a few locals to give you a twatting.

Now bear in mind that women love to natter at the hairdressers / pussy shaving clinics and general maintenance boutiques... Before March 2010 we could have a serious problem on our hands with 1000's of birds going around doing our boxes...

Maybe £70 jackpot wasnt such a good idea...

Don't be so bitter it's ok there's room for all of us female "players", never go to your area so it's definitely not my fault if you lose!!!!!!!! ha ha I prefer nipping Leicester way

Had another good week more money to bank, times are good lol

MoterWayServiceMan · Post by **MoterWayServiceMan** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:19 am

il give u a good old seein to if i catch u playin my fruits in lincolnshire becks.