samuel smiths

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Fri May 29, 2009 9:31 am

Rub the liquid between your fingers and if has a slightly greasy quality then it is a sure sign that there is still cleaning fluid in the line. A few years ago some idiot put the cleaner straight through the system without the water and served a pint of cleaning fluid. The punter lost half his stomach and can't eat solids. Spill some on your jeans and will burn right through.

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Fri May 29, 2009 11:01 am

jeffvickers wrote:
harry2 wrote:Company policy. Only own brand spirits, own ales, no music, no TV. No enjoying yourself probably.
Thats what some folk enjoy, it gives people a choice.

Well said Jeff!

Have I slipped into some parallel universe where people dislike cheap, strong beer in a traditional setting??

explayer · Post by **explayer** » Fri May 29, 2009 11:23 am

went out with a girl from Tadcaster a few times , there are a couple of nice Sam Smiths there - the pubs are quiet and cheap , complete opposite to the ex

- also have avoided Tadcaster ever since , everybody looks similar to each other .......

e4ans · Post by **e4ans** » Fri May 29, 2009 12:07 pm

They have a ancient £25 in the one near me and i got tops for £35 and the whole pub turned around when it came out but i know the landlady so she wasnt bothered On the plus side the Ayingerbrau / Alpine is only £1.68 a pint and i remeber in 1998 it was £1.44 a pint so thats a 24p increase in 11 years lol

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat May 30, 2009 12:20 pm

yeah had the misfortune of smoking sum hasheesh in the beer garden of one of these boozers...was snitched on by sum locals and promptly barred...no music, no tv, oldest bitches in town and it had one of those ice themed red gaming machines...

jeffvickers · Post by **jeffvickers** » Sun May 31, 2009 9:44 am

Brrrr!!!

quizard · Post by **quizard** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:12 am

No music, No TV, No pool and cheap beer is the Spoons formula which seems to be sucessful as they are the only pub chain still expanding. On the other hand noisy chav-ridden shit-holes like Yates's have closed a large number of theirs.

HorseRacingKing · Post by **HorseRacingKing** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:42 am

salford5 wrote: he drives a shitty old honda civic

You've been lied to, he has 3 SUV's and a new Jag

sir ratholer · Post by **sir ratholer** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:51 am

quizard wrote:No music, No TV, No pool and cheap beer is the Spoons formula which seems to be sucessful as they are the only pub chain still expanding. On the other hand noisy chav-ridden shit-holes like Yates's have closed a large number of theirs.

Except they do have TVs and live sport in all of them now! And music in all the Lloyds as well...

I'm sure it hasn't escaped peoples attention that whilst wanting to appear a real pub, spoons have a ridiculous amount of fruits onsite - I know one pub with 7 and one with 8!

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:05 am

the one in soho has hundreds of fruits.

i'll get my coat

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salford5 · Post by **salford5** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:30 pm

HorseRacingKing wrote:
salford5 wrote: he drives a shitty old honda civic
You've been lied to, he has 3 SUV's and a new Jag

how you work that out seen him driving it ?

gigz · Post by **gigz** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 11:05 pm

My mate used to run a pub wot he owned dno wot car he drove tho, It had a Bully for You and a Jewel in crown bandit and always had a nice pool table, someone was raping the bandits.

betchrider · Post by **betchrider** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 11:45 pm

gigz wrote:My mate used to run a pub wot he owned dno wot car he drove tho, It had a Bully for You and a Jewel in crown bandit and always had a nice pool table, someone was raping the bandits.

Frightening!!

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:02 am

i was in a pub the other day which had skinned a leopard to dress the pool table.

yeah it was pretty cool except some dozy doris had spilled her vodka lime and soda all over it. and there was no quiz machine so no real interest. (much like this post.)

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:18 am

A group of us once got thrown out of a 'Spoons for singing.

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