Do we want another chav joke this Friday ?

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Hey Petera. We've got Reading Festival this week and Reading Pride next weekend, so watch out !!!!!!!!!!
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petty not much to say to u but ill brake ure fuking nose u silly little sausage
keep on camping
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Wow
you hear that Ricccccckkkaaayyyy
Sounds like a dream weekend for you !

I'll be there slipping a few hot dogs to people !! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol:
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redgamer wrote:petty not much to say to u but ill brake ure fuking nose u silly little sausage
Awwwwwww there we have it the classic chav post
Threats of violence combined with the literacy skills of a 9 year old

Its rare to see it all in one post but quite a treat when it appears !

BTW I do hot dogs not sausages !
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yer thats ok by the way i can brake ure nose or legs
keep on camping
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OMG !!!

A double threat !!
We are now seeing the true mentality of the lesser burberied chav

Studies have shown that this behaviour will soon reach boiling point where upon the chav will punch a wall in anger , bruising and cutting his knuckles and will of course then tell his posse that he battered 3 blokes.

On rare occasions its been know for the chav to head butt machines but this is rarely proved and many believe its something of a chav myth .
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petera wrote:OMG !!!

A double threat !!
We are now seeing the true mentality of the lesser burberied chav

Studies have shown that this behaviour will soon reach boiling point where upon the chav will punch a wall in anger , bruising and cutting his knuckles and will of course then tell his posse that he battered 3 blokes.

On rare occasions its been know for the chav to head butt machines but this is rarely proved and many believe its something of a chav myth .

Temperatures are rising !!!!!!
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Just to show I like to help
Ive found this for you Riccckkkaaayyy

http://forums.gumtree.com/topic145774.html

Best part is the 3rd reply down from a guy called Rick in London !!

Hmmmm I wonder ! :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Post by aaamusements.co.uk »

Petera, not sure exactly what you have against Redgamer, apart from the fact that he is exceptionally easy to wind up.... :|
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LOL
awww poor red
Yes he is very easy to wind up
Passes the time on a quiet friday afternoon
But he does like to dish it out as seen in previous posts aimed at me
So sorry but if you are going to dish it prepare to get it back in shed loads
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How the hell do you know about gay forums on gumtree??????????? :shock: :? : :shock: :? :

People will start talking, you know. :wink: :lol:
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wellllllllllll ........... :o ops: :o ops:



Though I may have simply searched Gay Chav on Google :roll: :roll:
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petera wrote:
redgamer wrote:petty not much to say to u but ill brake ure fuking nose u silly little sausage
Awwwwwww there we have it the classic chav post
Threats of violence combined with the literacy skills of a 9 year old

Its rare to see it all in one post but quite a treat when it appears !

BTW I do hot dogs not sausages !
HEY. My 8 year old's literacy levels are far higher than that.
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Great avatar 10/10. :D
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Post by EasyEasy »

Pete, i dont like the way your speeking about my pal mr mole,
As you know mr mole is a very dangours man. peter i can guess this wont go on much longer as the end of the 6weeks are near.
Anyone seen a dog?
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