punishment
- trayhop123
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i was starting to feel guilty about my comedy answer red m8 , just playing , but then everyone else just called you a twat ,
so a sensible answer then erm ,,,,,,,,, well i guess ive not hit a bandit since my early teens but i can understand the frustration , specialy when for example you get fucked by a red that was redding from the off , but thats no excuse i suppose . afterall we only have ourselves to blame if we lose, nobody puts a gun to your head and makes you play fruitys
if you feel realy guilty and/or want to get back in the premisis , you could try owning up and offer to pay for the repairs , wouldnt cost much , and might make you feel better about yourself ,.
the real trick is to look at the bigger picture when it comes to slotting , of course it pisses you off if you get shafted and have a loosing day , of say £100 or more , but this must only happen 3 or 4 times a year , so the good far outweighs the bad , ,,,,, think about it next time you come close to smashing anything , and just take it in your stride knowing that tommorow your going to make it back + more
laugh it off
even though its a pisser if you cant let it go , and think about tomorow then maybe your in the wrong job .
awwww shit im getting too sensible and deep ,,,,,,,,,, even for myself ,
i better go back to being insulting and big headed
so erm ,,,,,,,,,,, twat :P
kidding :P
so a sensible answer then erm ,,,,,,,,, well i guess ive not hit a bandit since my early teens but i can understand the frustration , specialy when for example you get fucked by a red that was redding from the off , but thats no excuse i suppose . afterall we only have ourselves to blame if we lose, nobody puts a gun to your head and makes you play fruitys
if you feel realy guilty and/or want to get back in the premisis , you could try owning up and offer to pay for the repairs , wouldnt cost much , and might make you feel better about yourself ,.
the real trick is to look at the bigger picture when it comes to slotting , of course it pisses you off if you get shafted and have a loosing day , of say £100 or more , but this must only happen 3 or 4 times a year , so the good far outweighs the bad , ,,,,, think about it next time you come close to smashing anything , and just take it in your stride knowing that tommorow your going to make it back + more
laugh it off
even though its a pisser if you cant let it go , and think about tomorow then maybe your in the wrong job .
awwww shit im getting too sensible and deep ,,,,,,,,,, even for myself ,
i better go back to being insulting and big headed
so erm ,,,,,,,,,,, twat :P
kidding :P
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Re: punishment
I want to see picture evidence of the alleged smashed machine. If you can't manage that then it didn't happen and you are a lying cunt.redgamer wrote:today i had a fall out with a winstopper were it lost on a 11 for mega streak i was rather annoyed and reacted with headbuttin it i looked to see a shattered glass wat will my punishment be will i get caught for it ?
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For some reason that made me piss myself laughing !Mystery_Plum wrote:I want to see picture evidence of the alleged smashed machine. If you can't manage that then it didn't happen and you are a lying cunt.redgamer wrote:today i had a fall out with a winstopper were it lost on a 11 for mega streak i was rather annoyed and reacted with headbuttin it i looked to see a shattered glass wat will my punishment be will i get caught for it ?




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Very true, the only time i've seen a machine glass get smashed it resulted in a really badly damaged hand, severed tendons and the lot, i can only imagine what it did to someones forehead.Mystery_Plum wrote:I want to see picture evidence of the alleged smashed machine. If you can't manage that then it didn't happen and you are a lying cunt.redgamer wrote:today i had a fall out with a winstopper were it lost on a 11 for mega streak i was rather annoyed and reacted with headbuttin it i looked to see a shattered glass wat will my punishment be will i get caught for it ?
- Matt Vinyl
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Re: punishment
I'll admit to putting my fist through a HotShot (the caesers clone) i don't think i hit it that hard, maybe the glass was slightly thinner back then (around 98/99), maybe i hit a weak spot, god knows but it did'nt take much doing, although doing it with your bonce would sting a bit!!!bowie wrote:Very true, the only time i've seen a machine glass get smashed it resulted in a really badly damaged hand, severed tendons and the lot, i can only imagine what it did to someones forehead.Mystery_Plum wrote:I want to see picture evidence of the alleged smashed machine. If you can't manage that then it didn't happen and you are a lying cunt.redgamer wrote:today i had a fall out with a winstopper were it lost on a 11 for mega streak i was rather annoyed and reacted with headbuttin it i looked to see a shattered glass wat will my punishment be will i get caught for it ?
please don't call me a chav, i don't think they'd been invented when i wor a lad :P
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- mr lugsy
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when i were a lad i used to get get fucked right off with fruits quite often, sometimes even when winning ,if something was taking the piss and i needed to be on something else that was flying for instance.
i smashed several machines in my youth and i was a twat :fact, for doing this ,but i always stood and faced the music , paid for my stupidity and never ran off like a little chicken shit ,also there was no cctv then either.
i smashed several machines in my youth and i was a twat :fact, for doing this ,but i always stood and faced the music , paid for my stupidity and never ran off like a little chicken shit ,also there was no cctv then either.

I'm not sure how I didn't smash up a Hot Prop earlier, took the piss, but I remained calm and began my usual psycho quiet talk before calmly leaving!! Its soon forgotton, in fact noel had me over later on in the day as well, but I still came out on top at the end of the day and thats what counts.
It always amazes me when on such fruits like WIYB, people get so wound up. Its not like they owe us anything is it for gawds sake!!!!
Can you imagine getting stroppy on any other fruit cos it bitched you going higher than an 11????????!!!!!!
It always amazes me when on such fruits like WIYB, people get so wound up. Its not like they owe us anything is it for gawds sake!!!!
Can you imagine getting stroppy on any other fruit cos it bitched you going higher than an 11????????!!!!!!
PMK is indeed speaking sense.
I find it very hard to get wound up on fruits that have paid such good dividends in the past. So what if that wiyb rip doesn't quite come off, if a cluedo plays up for lines or a vortex seems to withold vaule, we make our living off these things so once in a while it may not all go according to plan.
Maybe in my younger days I used to bash buttons and get a bit aggro but you learn to take your losses as the minor blips they are and keep a cool head for the next machine.
The worst thing you can do (as I used to) is get into the "fuck it I've lost £80 on a ready hi-tech, I may as well go and do my nuts on some stupid B3 sh*t" mode.
Besides, If I can be playing a £25 monopoly that's hold-after-nudgeing and get less regular boards than a granny on a rainbow riches and STILL keep calm then I'm sure you all can too!
I find it very hard to get wound up on fruits that have paid such good dividends in the past. So what if that wiyb rip doesn't quite come off, if a cluedo plays up for lines or a vortex seems to withold vaule, we make our living off these things so once in a while it may not all go according to plan.
Maybe in my younger days I used to bash buttons and get a bit aggro but you learn to take your losses as the minor blips they are and keep a cool head for the next machine.
The worst thing you can do (as I used to) is get into the "fuck it I've lost £80 on a ready hi-tech, I may as well go and do my nuts on some stupid B3 sh*t" mode.
Besides, If I can be playing a £25 monopoly that's hold-after-nudgeing and get less regular boards than a granny on a rainbow riches and STILL keep calm then I'm sure you all can too!