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Dunhamzzz
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Mattb wrote:I witnessed Dunhamzzz miss a free extreme streak on a totally dead keyable bling n queen about 2 years ago! Super start, first spin 11+bonus....no lose....he missed it and bashed start! Whoops! :D :lol: :P
Damn Yoooooooooooooooooooou!

I've done worse. Missed the first GUAC a few times.
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I've only missed an unchipped GUAC once, at new year and i was totally wrecked. I stopped the reel in probably the furthest place away from where it needed to be which was amusing and cost me about £20 in the end! :D
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Any time I have ever pulled up a chair and sat down to battle with an S16!! Thankfully the new versions are so pathetically bad that even I wont risk them.
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Mattb wrote:I've only missed an unchipped GUAC once, at new year and i was totally wrecked. I stopped the reel in probably the furthest place away from where it needed to be which was amusing and cost me about £20 in the end! :D
Before awareness of the slow-all-the-way method I have once given up £80 as I was too drunk to hit it! Must have missed the fast one about 7 times.
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Mine was pressing 'Collect' on a Spiker The Biker, which awarded me £1.20 in coins, and not the top notes feature, for which there is a 'collect feature' button. :o ops: :o ops: :o ops:
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Woooo! wooooooey!

Get your hands off the leather, man.
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Collected streek on a dial not noticing i had streek super streek and mega. dial board.
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I was so pissed once I missed the first arrow by a mile on skill cash on HLS!!
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Post by blackmogu »

putting a tenner in a grandslam, and playing max stake spin, climbed to £990 and then disappeared forever... over 1.5K later the first pot finally comes.
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Post by Captain.Tattybojangles »

Just had a call from a friend!

One box away from IM on a Perfect Game, and on a SPIN position...Takes message from the banker, NEXT NUMBER WILL BE 7, so there we are, Megastreak! GOING LOWER! SPIN! Oh dear, forgot to hold!
And it didn't even come back

My worst one has been on a £5 Simpsons, holding in the 7s for a fiver, just continually keeping my hands on the hold buttons. After 2nd hold, NUDGES! Ofcourse, there's no pause, so the middle reel slipped down off the 7. The same coloured 7 that I needed was sitting one above reel 3. Took a tenner to come back...
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I was playing a deadmans a few weeks ago, easy setup on red cannonball run going down. It was only about 2 steps away. What did I do? Go up, don't ask why cos I don't even know. Got it about 50 later.
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had 70 on red nearest bin went to collect and hit the white nearest win which was a pound :o ops: :roll:
pompey are in league one ha ha ha
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badders2 wrote:had 70 on red nearest bin went to collect and hit the white nearest win which was a pound :o ops: :roll:
what fruit was that on.
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badders2 wrote:had 70 on red nearest bin went to collect and hit the white nearest win which was a pound :o ops: :roll:
once nearest win is red how can u collect it White?
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Friday night, QPS quid vicious £70jp about 2 quid in, got the cashpot to £25, move out, move out agian, then landed on whatever the skill thing is called on there (like taxi on DOND) and i promptly and twattishly Skill stopped myself on, GAME OVER, aiming for move in which is next to it, its so slow my nan could hit it, but i just somehow and fuck knows how, missed it, everyone around was like clarkey what did you do that for, yeah thanks boys, what a twat!
deano8177 wrote:When I rang him I asked if I could play any of the gaming machines and he said no cos they keep getting fiddled. Then I said I'd be down soon to watch the football, and that I was going to shit in his urinal.
thecannonball89 wrote:If you go out on a friday night to play a deadmans and end up going out up town having 5bags of heavly cut drugs end up in the brothel, and wake up feeling like shit on monday morning sitting out a p3 dial trying to make bk ur losses of a 5am roulette sesion, your probly a player
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