Moody gamblers

General fruit machine related chat, if it doesn't fit another category discuss it here..
Stevie S
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Post by Stevie S »

so I lost me rag and launched a stool through it and dustied as fast as I could for about a mile. Glass went every where and it felt like time stood still,
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Nixxy
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Hangman21 wrote:The service that was set on fire was the on the M62 next to Manchester.

If you ever played machines in there you will know why he did it.

If you are travelling M62 East, park in the services car park and there is a good pub(sizzlers i think) through a gap in the fence. It used to have a Pie Factory that always played brilliantly.

Alot better than the services anyway.
Wasn't it Burtonwood Services?

He set fire to the fruity and burnt the entire service area down, much to my amusement :)
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JakeyC
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Re: Moody gamblers

Post by JakeyC »

OAP : There will be a 20 second cool off period in between each spin and any feature boards will have 30 seconds thinking time between each move.
GASH OR BUST : Take your scraggy £3 or get a 10 second eyeful of some fit birds vitals in the pub when the machine releases the lock to the x ray specs attached to the side of the machine.
BRB : A two minute window to go and take a piss/dump which locks the machine.
FLOAT MUNTER : Run out of coins and notes ? This baby will solve all your problems issuing you with an i.o.u. which must be paid at the bar on finishing with the machine.
That's genius! If Barcrest could make that machine, they'd be back on form. I'm even tempted to make a prototype and take it on Dragons' Den...!

Can't think of a witty name for the feature, but can I also suggest the realistic addition of a note-based payout, so that when you get your £105, it doesn't sound like you're shitting pound coins into the tray, alerting the dumb staff/landlord to your alleged 'scam'. 'Squeal or no squeal' perhaps?
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