Who are the REAL players

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Mattb
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ob wrote:
GlowingLikeAchristmastree wrote: guess we take them on from different point's i will walk 5er down if not bonus'ing .. l
OH MY GOD HAVE I MISSED SOMETHING HERE, BONUSING?!?!?!? OH NO I CANT BELIEVE IT, WHAT A GREAT SIGN BONUSING IS, OMG DOES THAT MEAN ITS NOT COMPLETELY BURNT AND HAS NOT JUST GIVEN £105????

OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMGOMOGMG THAT MUST MEAN ITS ON FOR THE FORCE.....

sigh....
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Bonusing? News to me. I can only assume he's on about the reels. You can take nothing from bonuses except NR, as all the others are offered all the time!
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Post by uber-pro »

There is a bonusing theory thats been about a while, a lot of people swear by it, and not idiots either. My personal experinces have been very mixed with it, so I dont pay too much attention to it.

ALL REDS ARE FULL OF ANTI FORCE CODE. Hope thats clear.
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Yes, anti-force code is a little bugbear of mine. I don't want to say too much, because there are plenty of useful little caveats that have a respectful cumulative sum of knowledge. However, I think in some respects anti-force code is unfair but obviously there to increase the recycle factor and cashbox earnings.

Does any one watch Celebrity Big Brother?

I don't expect you to answer that, but it just happenned to be on yesterday. The other thing that lives in the house likes it and it was on, so I watched it. Russell Brand was the celebrity Big Blind for the day and he invited someone called Jay to The Diary Room. I think it's all young talented people and celebrity 'big brothers', with a different Big Brother each day. Anyway this Jay bloke is very talented at being camp. Well Russell Brand starts going on about 'focus groups' and making up a load of pony about how there was space in the media market for a gothic, womaniser reminiscent of Edward Scissorhands. Then he goes on to say how he really can't stand wearing tight clothes and he just can't wait to get home at night and take them off. Then he admits he's actually gay and that Stephen Hawking's chair is just a media gimmick. He nearly blew it on that last bit, but Jay bought it hook, line and sinker. Promise not to tell anyone, says Russell, if they don't edit this I'll kick off, it's just our little secret.


Anyway, it reminded me of something, a bit of a wind up y'know.



Come on guys, I've got to come clean, it was 4am in the morning, the poker Gods were against me (or was it the automated pseudo fish bot suck out shills?) and I fancied a wind up.

Come on, you know me, £80 over the back and no top and it's time to throw chairs about (those super heavy ones they have in services!). Never mind £800! If you do see a Hammer and Thongs, Red will probably have made it as an ironic response to my posting and therefore it'll probably be the nicest machine ever.

LOL. Stay lucky!!
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Post by betchrider »

you little monkey :lol:
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Post by GlowingLikeAchristmastree »

LMFAOOO I just got in, and am reading some of your reply's so if it is giving lot's of bonus on the reals, 50p stake..means nothing when full.. or 20quid off.. knowing the area and machine knowing not fill up day... if that's what you think then it say's a lot about your gambling knowledge! also like to add i played yet annother snakes today infor 50. 35 top... followed by 35 with in couple of quid.. followed by toggle climb bonus.. upto 25quid :) so nice profit! giving a lot of bonus on reels when not far off means a lot so bear that in mind :)
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Post by smurf boy »

hes right about bonusing guarenteed way of not playing a dead red u usually make a tenner on average which is ok if ur not sure if 2 push it or not but glowinglikeachristmastree keep the theory quiet or u will be shooting urself in the foot
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Post by GlowingLikeAchristmastree »

yea, tell em little some sommert to help em out, n they take piss, fck em lmfaooo
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Post by ob »

lol what a load of toilet.
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Post by darren »

[quote="&quot"]LMFAOOO I just got in, and am reading some of your reply's so if it is giving lot's of bonus on the reals, 50p stake..means nothing when full.. or 20quid off.. knowing the area and machine knowing not fill up day... if that's what you think then it say's a lot about your gambling knowledge!quote]
Ok, it has a toggle or two in it, FORCE FORCE FORCE!!!!!, Surely its gonna glow like a christmas tree, or better very soon :wink:
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Oh no - The cat is out of the bag now! We all know about 'bonusing'! Rubbish. I'll stick to knowing my float levels and redding thanks, much safer.
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Post by bigv038 »

smurf boy wrote:hes right about bonusing guarenteed way of not playing a dead red u usually make a tenner on average which is ok if ur not sure if 2 push it or not but glowinglikeachristmastree keep the theory quiet or u will be shooting urself in the foot
LMFAO :lol: :lol:

Quick, Quick, I've had 3 bonus's in £2 worth of credits it must be on for the force :lol:
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Post by GlowingLikeAchristmastree »

Yes if it is like a 10er off full.. and is giving 4 bonus within 2 quid... I GUARANTEE won't lose on the push.. ill even come fund it for you ;) LOL i can't belive you all play red's and think there is nothing to the ''bonus'' numpty's i see why u do ur nut in these reds! lol
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Post by INVINCIBLE »

mega spin x4 No, 50p stake x2 No, Bonus! i dont see that many..

wouldnt go on that but NR can say it all.
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Post by GlowingLikeAchristmastree »

You never go onto a red and play on MS str8 away... as can cost u 10quid for a board... could be expensive if caught a few thats been done on trot.... is the logic getting through yet.... LOL
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Post by ob »

ur so up urself its stupid, bonusing means jack shit mate, only thing it says, is that its not completely stone, that's it.
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