when help is asked for

TheMission · Post by **TheMission** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:29 am

LukeStar wrote:i firmly belive i am the best in england at the moment .

What did you write on this mortgage application form for £425,000 with regards to income per annum?

"I can get a jackpot repeater for 75 quid every day."

Jesus fucking Christ

I can stick emptiers in S16s. I firmly believe I could earn a shit load more money than you - twat.

D4nBO · Post by **D4nBO** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:24 am

LukeStar wrote:life's not about cars im currently paying a mortgage off on a £425,000 house in islington.

oh my god ! Must have a pretty decent job to be funding a half a million house.

Did you get the special CHAV fixed rate ?!?

Do you make overpayments in pound coins when you get a big top from a red ?!?

Or more likely when you say you are paying a mortgage off on a £425k house you mean you are giving your parents £25 a week........

Do you really believe anyone believes you ?? Casue I tell you what if you was the best gambler on here you would certainly put your last penny on NO

P.S sorry for the rant guys.

toothless11 · Post by **toothless11** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:15 am

One main point...... The best players keep to themselves, keep cheats, Mties, playing methods for their own beneifit and only share with close friends. The people who say they are the best are just egotistical, beg headed twats who truthfully know little.

If i remember correctly, when you first came on this forum you stated you was 16/17 Lukestar? I can't find the thread but some other members might remember, as people were saying that you have to be at least 18 to read on this site.

At the end of the day i don't give two shits how people like you get on with fruits.... you could be very good at them but to be fair you haven't really contributed that much valuable info without naming a price. Now that says it all!!!!

chav666 · Post by **chav666** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:03 am

How ironic that a post about the site community not being helpful ends up like this!!

Come on kids - play nice!

And Luke - if your having another BBQ - PM me - the chicken wings went off the taste - ometer!

theoak · Post by **theoak** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:17 am

Luke; you are based in Islington then?! I didn't know this. I am up on Holloway Road. I'm guessing you don't play up this way much. Why were you offering to tour the country and give away all your tricks for £5 an hour if you have a half mil house in one of my fav parts of london?

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:36 am

So he's in three areas then?

South London, Brighton and Islington. In case people didn't know, Islington is in North London

theoak · Post by **theoak** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:02 am

Not only is he the greatest fruit machine player in the country, but he is a property tycoon, no doubt as a direct result of this. I here Barclays are particularly keen on giving out mortgages on the basis of fruit machine earnings.

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:10 am

Still. All this makes a welcome change from the usual guff.

I'd much rather have a laugh with Lukestar over his preposterous claims (which I firmly believe are said tongue-in-cheek), rather than deleting or editing his mindless and boring insults.

jeffvickers · Post by **jeffvickers** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:13 am

Maybe he was lying for a bit of fun, cos he knows he can wind a load of you up,

Oh, Lukestar,, any chance of being your butler?
What Salary per annum do you pay your current butler?

theoak · Post by **theoak** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:15 am

Cardinal Richelieu wrote:Still. All this makes a welcome change from the usual guff.

I'd much rather have a laugh with Lukestar over his preposterous claims (which I firmly believe are said tongue-in-cheek), rather than deleting or editing his mindless and boring insults.

I agree (some of the time) but its genuinely hard to tell if he is surprisingly stupid (I picture a 17 year old chav with a lot of mouth) or more of a russell brand kind of piss-taker. the Jury's out.

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:28 am

theoak wrote:
I agree (some of the time) but its genuinely hard to tell if he is surprisingly stupid (I picture a 17 year old chav with a lot of mouth) or more of a russell brand kind of piss-taker. the Jury's out.

heheh.....the swine! :P

LukeStar · Post by **LukeStar** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:26 pm

toothless11 · Post by **toothless11** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:36 pm

If thats the case then you shouldn't say that u are the best player etc etc and that you have a 500,000 house. Or whatever.

On a serious note, i'm sorry to hear about your dad.

theoak · Post by **theoak** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:40 pm

but that doesnt contradict the fact he could have 500k house does it? although we alll know the best player aint true

Drpepper · Post by **Drpepper** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:51 pm

You play poker Luke, or is it all fruits??}

Edit... sorry to hear that.