jackpotty
- Ruler of The World
- Senior Member
- Posts: 2110
- Joined: Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:51 pm
Nope, you'd definitely be exiled and you can make up all the names you like, you're incapable of disguising your bitterness - even if you dive into honey and have a good, long paddle in it. I would have certain members who would act as "Kesh Detectors" so you would be spotted within a couple of posts at worst! Not that you care, you are far too busy and important to want to mix with the Fruitchat community. Perhaps you could invent "KeshChat" where people come and post in hope of you ripping them to shreds with a plethora of one liners until they bore you or get bored themselves? You could also write all about your daily activities such as feeding poisoned bread to birds in the park, calling the person who gave you less burgers than you ordered in Burger King a cunt and pushing an old granny over at a zebra crossing? Just some ideas...