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Posted: **Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:31 pm**

Lol who cares!!

Posted: **Fri Apr 19, 2013 11:24 pm**

The man the myth the legend.

Posted: **Fri Apr 19, 2013 11:26 pm**

Is this the REAL sparrow?

Posted: **Fri Apr 19, 2013 11:34 pm**

JG must be bored.

Posted: **Sat Apr 20, 2013 1:00 am**

i doubt sparrow even has an internet connection let alone a laptop

Posted: **Sat Apr 20, 2013 8:15 am**

Posted: **Sat Apr 20, 2013 11:04 am**

No! Im the real sparrow!!

Posted: **Sat Apr 20, 2013 1:12 pm**

and so is my wife

Posted: **Sat Apr 20, 2013 3:07 pm**

Sparrow wrote:Well I care. I caught him playing something in my area. Not a mistake people make twice.

Hmmmmm...... So er... He is dead? Hospitalised? Locked up somewhere? Wouldn't make sense that this so called Sparrow cares as he wouldn't need to care if he knew what had happened to him - if anything.

How does someone who has made 2 posts and just joined know about the name given by me to the Blackpool lads, Blackpool Scum Crew...

Something strange going on here.. Perhaps the beard has become a little bird?

Posted: **Sat Apr 20, 2013 5:02 pm**

The size of the last post (even though i've not read it) is surely a big clue, if a hot jacket spud in the boat race don't keep you away, nothing will!

Posted: **Sat Apr 20, 2013 5:09 pm**

Having read the whole lot i'm pleased to see Leicester aint on the list, phew!!

Posted: **Sat Apr 20, 2013 5:26 pm**

Sparrow wrote:I think I will put up a list of areas that I play so that we don't fall out. If everyone keeps out of my areas then we'll get on just fine. Those that enter the areas are putting themselves at risk of being attacked with a hot jacket potato. Yes Blackpool scum crew, I'm talking to you. Everyone keep an eye out for the list so as you know where you're allowed to play machines.

Dom - Car park - Jacket potato

Posted: **Sat Apr 20, 2013 5:28 pm**

Sparrow wrote:We just have an agreement. That is all. People tend not to get on the wrong side of me. BSC is a name for groups of rats from Blackpool that many people have used over the years. As long as people keep away from Kidderminster, Stourport, Bromsgrove, Redditch, Rubery, Longbridge, Wythall, Edgbaston, Northfield, Solihull, Sparkbrook, Selly Oak, Small Heath, Olton, Acocks Green, Yardley, Sheldon, Harborne, King's Heath, Moseley, Shirley, Marston Green, Castle Bromwich, Alum Rock, Castle Vale, Erdington, Kingstanding, Perry Barr, Darlaston, Wednesbury, Walsall, Pelsall, Rushall, Willenhall, Coseley, Great Bridge, Bilston, Wolverhampton, West Brom, Dudley, Wall Heath, Rowley Regis, Smethwick and Oldbury then there won't be any big problems. That's just my local list that I do every couple of days. You need to also keep away from Bristol, Stroud, Gloucester, Cheltenham, Worcester, Evesham then please keep clear of Balsall Common, Leamington and Warwick, Kenilworth, Stratford and Rugby and Daventry. Then there's Lichfield, Tamworth, Atherstone, Nuneaton, Rugeley, Cannock, Tamworth, Sutton Coldfield, Norton Canes and Burntwood and Brownhills. Best off steer clear of Telford, Shresbury and Stafford, Stoke, uttoxeter, Burton, Derby, Nottingham, Shefield, chesterfield the list goes on but that's the basic list done to avoid incurring my full wrath. I will put the full list on later which includes the Scottish Highlands and some vastly hip or busts in the Alicante region of the Costa Blanca. I do not want to see any of you having it off on my foreign bits.

I've lived in several of these places! Am I allowed to play where I once graced?

Posted: **Sat Apr 20, 2013 5:35 pm**

Nope, afraid not, once you leave you can never return!

Posted: **Sat Apr 20, 2013 6:47 pm**

Can someone please find this real Sparrow person, video him and get him to admit that he is the lunatic who has made these posts on camera?

I'm afraid I do NOT buy into the revelation that BSC is a widely known acronym for these parasites from Blackpool! I INVENTED IT! You do my acronyms, I'll do 'your' fruits!!!

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