player of the year

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Sun Jan 01, 2012 3:22 pm

BFK wrote:I vote for Dartford Dan.

dan king ? he's a good player.

maverick69 wrote:theres no players in dartford, silent g is egged them all

and, i dont play dartford.

deano8177 · Post by **deano8177** » Sun Jan 01, 2012 3:34 pm

That would explain why it's always ready then.

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Sun Jan 01, 2012 3:44 pm

deano8177 wrote:That would explain why it's always ready then.

even tho i dont go there, you would never find it ready.
i know 5 players that go to dartford.

toothless11 · Post by **toothless11** » Sun Jan 01, 2012 6:00 pm

silent g wrote:
deano8177 wrote:That would explain why it's always ready then.
even tho i dont go there, you would never find it ready.
i know 5 players that go to dartford.

You don't go there?? I thought you lived there mate! Lol

deano8177 · Post by **deano8177** » Sun Jan 01, 2012 6:26 pm

He might of been told to stay away from my patch by other locals.

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Sun Jan 01, 2012 7:47 pm

I never buy into this 'its never ready' rubbish, someone has to win.

Mr McStreak · Post by **Mr McStreak** » Sun Jan 01, 2012 8:31 pm

silent g wrote:
deano8177 wrote:That would explain why it's always ready then.
even tho i dont go there, you would never find it ready.
i know 5 players that go to dartford.

Depends what machines you are playing!

ob · Post by ob » Mon Jan 02, 2012 12:48 am

Was dead there today!!! Suppose some sad acts must have got there for doors....only thing I could make on was the Crazy Monkey's Mega Banana, the latest clone by Bell Fruit, which I imagine they wouldnt have bothered with... GRR JG stop fiddling my posts, its Eagle Eyed Eddie's Bingo Bonanza by Barcrest I meant :P

Bexleyheath golden lion was on 70 pots on the mist, and close to phones, next it was a completely SMASHED spank the banker, Glass completely shattered...

Wonder who did that?

Oh suffice to say other machines were turned off after I'd finished making 100+ on the mist, twat the guy who runs the place...

Master of The Game · Post by **Master of The Game** » Mon Jan 02, 2012 1:21 am

Those fucking pricks who think they 'know' we're 'doing something'...

I was on a HoF the other day, prick from the machine company was there. Landlord knows me, knows I'm doing nothing wrong whatsoever.

2nd board a get £70 in the box, collect it.

"Switch that off now mate! Switch it off!"

Landlord ignores him.

I take my money out. Put another £1 in. "No more money in, that's it!"

He comes and switches it off, muttering something about 'amazing coincidence' how I got a jackpot again.

"I'm swapping that machine for you then, getting rid of it!"

Landlord ignores him.

After he left, landlord tells me he's done every test possible on the fruit and can't see anything I've done that's untoward on it. Yet he reacts like a little baby throwing his toys out of the pram. Had a good mind to flatten the cunt. There was no point trying to convince this idiot I'd done nothing wrong, his mind was made up. What can you do about dickheads like that?

I asked the barman if this meant I'm no longer welcome to play the fruits, since that guy obviously had a problem with me.

"NO! MY pub, I decide who plays what! I'll never bar you, I know you're doing nothing wrong, you just know how the machines work and he can't take it - no matter what he does, he can't beat you!"

Why can't all landloards/pub managers be like this?

Glendale · Post by **Glendale** » Mon Jan 02, 2012 1:26 am

2 pubs in ipswich half mile apart, same machine in both, 1 has a power cut when i walk in the other pub loves me and says well done mate! All part of the game!

Master of The Game · Post by **Master of The Game** » Mon Jan 02, 2012 7:45 am

By the way, the prick from the company wasn't an engineer, he OWNS the company - its called Indoor Games.

Prick and a half.

toothless11 · Post by **toothless11** » Mon Jan 02, 2012 9:35 am

Master of The Game wrote:By the way, the prick from the company wasn't an engineer, he OWNS the company - its called Indoor Games.

Prick and a half.

Hes probably uptight that he's making no dough!

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Mon Jan 02, 2012 9:53 am

Yeah must be some shitty independent if they're still sighting HOFS.

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » Mon Jan 02, 2012 11:29 am

lol if he's independent he probably reads fruitchat.. to see what games are getting hit.. he's probably reading this post right now... lol

unlucky

Master of The Game · Post by **Master of The Game** » Mon Jan 02, 2012 12:05 pm

If he is reading....

next time I see you on one of your sites you accusing me of foul play, I will break your jaw - CUNT.