things that piss you off

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:25 pm

Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! wrote:Sweep from the Sooty Show being clubbed to death!

I would pay good money to see that...

Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! · Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:26 pm

A cookie for anyone who spotted the absent "would" from after "it" in my previous post. . . . .

steven · Post by **steven** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:30 pm

Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! wrote:A cookie for anyone who spotted the absent "would" from after "it" in my previous post. . . . .

I never noticed it till you mentioned it, i guess no cookie for me.

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:37 pm

Neither did I, too busy imagining beating Sweep to death...

Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! · Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:14 pm

while we're on the subject of the Sooty Show, do you reckon that Sooty was really deaf or putting on a show just so he could claim disability allowance?

steven · Post by **steven** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:20 pm

Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! wrote:while we're on the subject of the Sooty Show, do you reckon that Sooty was really deaf or putting on a show just so he could claim disability allowance?

i heard he ended up in a wheelchair but he didnt use it, he got fed up of being pushed around

bowie · Post by **bowie** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:26 pm

In my work the other day decided to chuck a few nuggets in one of the two machines, pick Pots Of Gold as the other one is DOND Red Alert, best of a bad bunch and that, takes about 6 quid for a shite board, in the time it's eaten my 6 quid, some guy has jumped on the Red Alert and get's GATW from a few quid, MS does goes flat, but still, nice return!!

So yeah, picking the wrong machine in the pub.

Super Nearest Bars · Post by **Super Nearest Bars** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:58 am

Leaving a Rainbow Riches, Cashino etc. a ton down only for someone to go on after you and drop the £500 within £3.

pickareel · Post by **pickareel** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:08 am

i cannot stand people touchin my buttons,amount of times ive had a flash on a golden a had some granny try to nudge it in 4 me,GET OFF MY BUTTONS!!!!funniest occasion is when doing a cabin fever had lines on a 2 started two below and barmaid tried to hit the 12 on the cash side,i say 'get off' proceed to reverse two blah blah blah right infront of her,24 ms lol and a barring for good measure

petera · Post by **petera** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:37 am

pickareel · Post by **pickareel** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:21 am

is that a pop at me?

mossy123 · Post by **mossy123** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:16 pm

Things that piss me off is running out of coins going to the bar to get change then some tosser jumps on your machine sticks in a quid and drops the jp+r you just want to smack the twat right in the face it happened to me ages and ages ago was playing a pick yer pasos or what ever its called was so long ago i ran out of nuggets and the bar was well away from the machine i left a spin in anyway went to get some nuggets come back this dickhead had already won 1 jp and the machine was flashing red it went 3/4 times cant remember i got me own back tho it was a friend of mine that owned the pub so the bloke was quiet happy spending his money there for the rest of the afternoon drinking belive me the glasses he was drinking from all afternoon were not the cleanest of glasses they had been all over the place nobs wiped on them and allsorts well worth the £100 i was pissing my self laffing all day i just wish they had ordered some food lmao

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:20 pm

Not that I condone it at all, and I would have far sooner had the £100, but...

nobs wiped on them and allsorts

...that did make me chortle!

steveseagull · Post by **steveseagull** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:37 pm

Matt Vinyl wrote:Not that I condone it at all, and I would have far sooner had the £100, but...

nobs wiped on them and allsorts

...that did make me chortle! ]
If you have the misfortune of ending up in the royal george shoreham, the glass would be cleaner for the smear of penis grease.

Not that i have an axe to grind or anything . .honest . . .

explayer · Post by **explayer** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:14 pm

i like allsorts , especially the coconut ones