Do we want another chav joke this Friday ?

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redgamer
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Post by redgamer »

of course petty no need to try and get that sneaky comment in i have told u are collision will be a football riot there will be stoke policeman on horses galloping down the m6 to sandbach with horse racing king placing bets
keep on camping
petera
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Post by petera »

Great
Thank god for that i would hate to lose out
Stafford sevices good for you ?
redgamer
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Post by redgamer »

nop its no good my fellow firm wont all fit in it will have to be sandbach or keele
keep on camping
redgamer
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Post by redgamer »

well im gonna need ure number as it will never happen if i dont pm me it please
keep on camping
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harry2
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Post by harry2 »

Watching the people get lairy
Is not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through services is quite scary
And not very sensible either
A friend of a friend he got beaten
He looked the wrong way at a policeman
Would never have happened to Redgamer
And old Jack Turner
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot

I tried to get in my Nova
A man in a tracksuit attacked me
He said that he saw me do an empty
Wants to get things a bit gory
Boys run around with no clothes on
To borrow a pound for a condom
If it wasn't for chip fat, well they'd be frozen
They're not very sensible

La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot

And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out there

Watching the people get lairy
Is not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through services is quite scary
And not very sensible

La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot

And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out there

I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot
petera
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Post by petera »

You are bringing your firm !
WOW
I'll be on my own ...
Should I be worried ?
:(
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harry2
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Post by harry2 »

Der man's got a posse
petera
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Post by petera »

redgamer wrote:well im gonna need ure number as it will never happen if i dont pm me it please
Oh you dont need my number
I promise you will know when you meet me...
petera
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Post by petera »

harry2 wrote:Watching the people get lairy
Is not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through services is quite scary
And not very sensible either
A friend of a friend he got beaten
He looked the wrong way at a policeman
Would never have happened to Redgamer
And old Jack Turner
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot

I tried to get in my Nova
A man in a tracksuit attacked me
He said that he saw me do an empty
Wants to get things a bit gory
Boys run around with no clothes on
To borrow a pound for a condom
If it wasn't for chip fat, well they'd be frozen
They're not very sensible

La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot

And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out there

Watching the people get lairy
Is not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through services is quite scary
And not very sensible

La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot

And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out there

I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot
GENIUS !!!! :D :D :D
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harry2
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Post by harry2 »

I'm off to the Three Guineas by Reading Station if you guys want a dust up. Be there until about nine.
redgamer
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Post by redgamer »

lol it was pretty good
keep on camping
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harry2
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Post by harry2 »

You need a fag break mate.
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Post by MoterWayServiceMan »

the old m6, what great times i had there a good 5years ago.
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