Wagon and Horses

General fruit machine related chat, if it doesn't fit another category discuss it here..
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lecrab
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Wagon and Horses

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Found this awesome location this week on the A5, had a punt in St. Albans which was deader than an OAP going into Harold Shipmans surgery. But on the way home stumbled across the Wagon and Horses, what first atrracted us was the sign advertising "Exotic Dancers Now". So we thought it would be rude not to check it out (for the fruit machines of course) Having paid the £3 entry we entered to find 4 scantily clad young beautys parading around the bar and girating up and down the fruit machines. I thought i was in heaven!!! The girls each took it in turn to perform their routine around the bar where they pretty much gave each punter a naked lap dance for the princely sum of 1 english pound. The icing on the cake was one of the fruitys was a Paycheque that was flying, £30 later and out comes £75, nobody blinked an eyelid due to the tits and fanny causing a handy diversion. £75 soon became £45 after 2 private dances at £15 a pop! But that was still a better result than we had in st Albans and we got a lap dance thrown in for good measure at 4pm in the afternoon! Anybody else had the pleasure of this establishment or similar they would care to divulge the location of
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Paycheque AND lapdancers?

I think you walked into heaven there! :)
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lecrab
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Yep sure did the only problem is im probably going to hell, which will be the blue oyster bar from police academy with a Monopoly hot property and a carribean cash
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Post by Spyder »

our local strip club used to have money laundery...

now that was good times.... very good times!
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Carlsberg don't do strip clubs..........


......but !!!!!
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..PROCTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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July last year, was in Browns, shoreditch, which had a very ready Crazy cash point and Invincible. Made a decent wedge which ended up stuffed down the g string of some sort in the sports bar down the road!!!
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...no vagina is odour-free :lol:
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Post by JG »

This muggy weather is great at bringing all kinds of smells to the forefront. Particularly when mixing with the great unwashed at places such as, oooh I don't know, arcades, pubs, bingo halls etc

Sheffield's finest is coming out with some really bizarre musings recently. One too many of agent Ken Worthington's fine Cuban cigars perhaps?
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