You playing POG well thats not good! You played a £3 starting MD and as the repeat is the run well you should have made at least £15 afters taking it out of sets!
Then you took blue sevens on SH on a CA which you should not have done because usuing the Cannons to make it kill itself for Gold sevens!
Not meaning to sound like a prick, but you need to start playing better machines with the ''Guarenteed'' money mate!
How did you get the top on Lucky Strike? bonus it for 14 double shots?
A decent Saturday .. at last
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lol anfields right on one thing, if its offering blue 7's on bonus then the gold will be available from that setup.
Don't forget that most people on here can't actually lose on any poor machine, it just doesn't happen, they get BFM cycled streaks (which are £1000+ cycles) most times they force them, so even if they force one from stone, they end up in profit.... £15 for a board... NOOOOO, maximum is surely just £3 for these people...
Don't forget that most people on here can't actually lose on any poor machine, it just doesn't happen, they get BFM cycled streaks (which are £1000+ cycles) most times they force them, so even if they force one from stone, they end up in profit.... £15 for a board... NOOOOO, maximum is surely just £3 for these people...
Charming! '..No offence but I'm still gonna make a personal comment..' Some people are impossible to please ...pickareel wrote:lol ur lucky mate no offence but u dont seem 2 have much of a clue and still made that,and couldve been alot more..
I'll be honest - I don't know the right method of playing CA, but I know a full, non-refill machine when I see one.
The pub with the Most Daunting was rough. I felt awkward enough about taking £50 out of it in the space of 3 minutes, let alone dragging the afters out aswell - although clearly there may have been more for the taking. But not wanting a snooker cue through my stomach, I decided to be happy with what I had - and moved on.
Profit is profit - and I'm happy to leave it at that.
This machine may at times offer a choice where the player has every chance of bankruptcy
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Ob keep up the good fight, I applaud your realism and think you need to keep up the pressure on the selective raconteurs.
Right pretend I've never played Cleudo? The Usual Suspects. Ok, I've never played it. I've built up a playing profile though from what is posted here.
Enter snoozy carvery mid afternoon.
£5 in, £35 out.
Go for a poo.
£5 in, being awkward, another £5 in, get the big repeat for £120. Simple Simon says for £35 then it was still there for another crafty £35.
Leave it for a quick sneeze.
£5 in, £35 out.
Repeat ad nauseum. The cyclic repeat pot comes around every £200 or so wouldn't you say?
Here's a gritty realistic story. I can't be too explicit, but you'll get the gist. Out shopping for a wedding, in another town then.......
I popped into an arcadeypoos.
I played an Aye Jay Thray. Aye Jay Three. Four pounds in and my fourth pound clunks to a reasonable collection of coins in the Elegance cab box. Let's 'ave a peek. Remember, that this game runs off jackpot pretty much all the time - doesn't it Ob? £12 in and it is a @@@@@@@ SWOOSHY SWIRLY. I strongly reccomend you collect that. Dooooba dooba dooooba dooo doooo dooo-dooo doooo dooo do-dooo dooba doo dooba doo DOOO DOO DOOO DEE DOOOo.......SPLURGE. £5.
BEEP BEEP!!! Bridger music......OH HA HA!!!!
Seems like years since I heard....keep going, keep going.........repeat music.........
Maybe the next one will swirl.
WARNING: The next part of the posting will appeal to Ob's gritty outlook on s34 AWPs.
£3 in and it WAS NOT A FLASHER/SWIRLER. Basic £3 Tendero loving cash board.
Then the attendent went to make love to someone out the back. So using my Piskic powers I deduced that a Golden Game was £24 off full, which was good. It was a £25 Golden Game.
£1 in and back on.....£2 exchange...took cash falls as I remember it was always £3. CHERRY <blank> GRAPES MELONS PEARS.........missed three times.....OH HA HA £1.
Errrr....sure this used to be £3 every time. What was it? Get four lit mixeds to pears inclusive? Jesus.......missed out there.
Knew there was still value, but thought I'd play GG and leave my bluey+£2 interest in Aye Jay for a while.
£40 in and <
Right pretend I've never played Cleudo? The Usual Suspects. Ok, I've never played it. I've built up a playing profile though from what is posted here.
Enter snoozy carvery mid afternoon.
£5 in, £35 out.
Go for a poo.
£5 in, being awkward, another £5 in, get the big repeat for £120. Simple Simon says for £35 then it was still there for another crafty £35.
Leave it for a quick sneeze.
£5 in, £35 out.
Repeat ad nauseum. The cyclic repeat pot comes around every £200 or so wouldn't you say?
Here's a gritty realistic story. I can't be too explicit, but you'll get the gist. Out shopping for a wedding, in another town then.......
I popped into an arcadeypoos.
I played an Aye Jay Thray. Aye Jay Three. Four pounds in and my fourth pound clunks to a reasonable collection of coins in the Elegance cab box. Let's 'ave a peek. Remember, that this game runs off jackpot pretty much all the time - doesn't it Ob? £12 in and it is a @@@@@@@ SWOOSHY SWIRLY. I strongly reccomend you collect that. Dooooba dooba dooooba dooo doooo dooo-dooo doooo dooo do-dooo dooba doo dooba doo DOOO DOO DOOO DEE DOOOo.......SPLURGE. £5.
BEEP BEEP!!! Bridger music......OH HA HA!!!!
Seems like years since I heard....keep going, keep going.........repeat music.........
Maybe the next one will swirl.
WARNING: The next part of the posting will appeal to Ob's gritty outlook on s34 AWPs.
£3 in and it WAS NOT A FLASHER/SWIRLER. Basic £3 Tendero loving cash board.
Then the attendent went to make love to someone out the back. So using my Piskic powers I deduced that a Golden Game was £24 off full, which was good. It was a £25 Golden Game.
£1 in and back on.....£2 exchange...took cash falls as I remember it was always £3. CHERRY <blank> GRAPES MELONS PEARS.........missed three times.....OH HA HA £1.
Errrr....sure this used to be £3 every time. What was it? Get four lit mixeds to pears inclusive? Jesus.......missed out there.
Knew there was still value, but thought I'd play GG and leave my bluey+£2 interest in Aye Jay for a while.
£40 in and <
- > It was the proper blooper, so I had a look.
Yellows, reds, reds, reds.......wasss that??? £40 back wasn't it. Not THE MOST sensational game, but a...how shall we say.....a bonus none the less. So what have we got? Well I couldn't get so much as a hold on the feature, but £15 back and it's a joyous Vernon Kay onto, no the one before, him, onto bars. I wasn't feeling up for Paul Daniels, so got a bit cagey. I usually take 'em anyway. I was spooked somwhat by the lack of lighting in the area after 123. Anyway, back in business.....almost ready for Aye Jay. Anyway you know the script. I carried on and kept on looking, alas...alack.....must be due.....£30 back for third hold bars, yes, yes don't tell me, I know. Such delights! This must be putting me back into the driving seat. £15 in for a game that paid a fiver. £15 after that for a game that paid jackpot. Didn't expect things to pan out like that so quick. Then the typical stuff and after diddling and riddling around with no more than expected, I was showing a total of £10 profit.
Back to Aye Jay.......knew it had some value, but I was after the swirler.......£4 in for an early swirler....got excited....seemed a bit premature. Some afters......made a bluey. £15 up. Blew a bluey in BIG DOND £500 jackpot.....was planning to try out some juice in the bar as Billy was there with quids amongst other games. Didn't get chance. Orders from 'er indoors......"Get back 'ere now!".
A quick ten for an hours fannying around. I know I should have found a Cleudo and blagged the freebie. Or got a quick GATW on a Beat the banker. Instead I got lumbered with a mysterious give a repeat pot then tighten up on feature, throw all sorts of bars at you and generally piss around more so than you'd expect but don't complain 'cos if you hadn't got them bars where would you be now eh?
After thinking I was on for maybe a nifty.....I got mugged off with £10 and that was with...yeah.....yeah.....it's not all plain sailing all the time is it? The p2 wiyb had gone from Totesport as well. the unchipped Po5 had been replaced by some Juice.
No other opportunities for playing. So keep it realistic. That said.....no I won't say that it'll jinx me for the rest of the month. Yeah, keep it realistic.
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As we learnt the hard way :x I wont be touching them again that's for sure!
Glad a few people have been barred from Oasis so far this year, should leave it ripe for me in summer :P One of my mates knows the owner so its very unlikely I can get barred
Oh and you're a lucky git kesh for getting that 175, if only I'd have got there first
Rescued your day really along with R2R!
Glad a few people have been barred from Oasis so far this year, should leave it ripe for me in summer :P One of my mates knows the owner so its very unlikely I can get barred
Oh and you're a lucky git kesh for getting that 175, if only I'd have got there first
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