Any pros out there????????

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RUDE
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don't tel im da fukin cheeets man. dis jg fool nos nuthin bout da bandits/
. let im fuckin loose man cos hes a mug. us pros keep makin out grand a weak man, safe as fuk bruv
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ChangingStakeCancelsHold wrote:don't tel im da fukin cheeets man. dis jg fool nos nuthin bout da bandits/
. let im fuckin loose man cos hes a mug. us pros keep makin out grand a weak man, safe as fuk bruv
safe that fuckin jg playin sijnce early 80s but aint got a scam thats been out 6months lol
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yo noodles share wif me sum tips innit bruv - safe
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oooooo iz u? Oooooooo is u 4 kuffs sake? oooooo r u ooooooo r u oooooooo r u

pimms is for ooooftyers and fooookers ooooo collect brown streak on monploppoly 60th Edishun.

i iz v top block in da hole cuntry. vat (17.5% - but not on sanitary towels or bread) is a phact.



EdITinnit? TinWopper been oot six mooonfsss? VAT long eh? VAT meeens peeeple 'av been doin' 'em since Emptsember 000000thousand and sven Goran seven iscksooson.

uuuschoosly i is reel quick on vese emptys but i is on 'ere as i is trying to found out abut the stop thing. HELPSZ!
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only give to recieve and theres not much i dnt no and i certainly aint doing it on this site
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noodles8185 wrote:only give to recieve and theres not much i dnt no and i certainly aint doing it on this site
plz bruv ur da best - just hook us up a freebie init bruv
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whats ur name jg
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JG
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Alas my name is top secret. I also have extensive knowledge of snails. So if it's tips on how to find a reverse banded strawberry snail, or how to empty 'The Real Deal' ssssssh sensitive......ssssssshhh. Then I'm your man. Smokescreen. Ssssssssh. I have location lists for Double helix Roman snails if you're interested.


Snail link _ The slimy pulse of the mollusc Industry
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i) Double helix Roman - Under Rhubarb leaves in Grandad's garden
ii) Reverse banded strawberry snail - On mossy flowerpot next to French window
iii) p3 vulgaris wood snail - At the back of the shed, about halfway up near the rusty nail.
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Noodles and gumsy are infact the same 14 year old.
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Drpepper wrote:Noodles and gumsy are infact the same 14 year old.
when i wrote this text i expected a load of clueless retards replying and i was right
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well i seem to have you worked out quite well lol.

you make 1k a week... what do you play then?

or lemme guess you're gonna claim you make 1k a week and not say anything else on the matter like every other joker that comes on.
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Drpepper wrote:well i seem to have you worked out quite well lol.

you make 1k a week... what do you play then?

or lemme guess you're gonna claim you make 1k a week and not say anything else on the matter like every other joker that comes on.
i empty slow chip deals nuff said
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Post by mr lugsy »

noodles da ownlee ting u can MT is ya own bladder ,and that is beyond ya control n e way. :lol: :lol: :lol: u couldnt count up 2 a grand e ver ,and my gran always sharks you coz u is leavin stuff down the back all da thyme.
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Post by Firefox »

Noodles - No one likes a showoff,we couldn't give a flying fuck if you are making £1000 a week, seriously, WE ARE NOT BOVERED!

And to make a serious point which has been stated before - True players do not waste there time posting on here, yes, they read it, but only to see if information is being leaked.

And I am also dubious about your "winning £1000" statement.Most idiots i know that are clueless on m/c's think that collecting a bank of £100 is "winning" £100. regardless of how much is put in when obviously it isn;t really "winning" £100 at all.

I tell you what - post your bank statement on here - you can delete your a/c number etc. just show the transactions - failing that - take a picture of all teh mounds and mounds of pound coins you have lying around at home (You will have a large float of course - because you are a pro!)

Do this and then i'll take you seriously.

("Innit" I fucking hate that word - pure pure pure chav.)
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