women and machines dont go

maverick69 · Post by **maverick69** » Thu May 17, 2007 2:50 am

was playin a space invaders today in the arcade, this fit bird that works there was talkin to me and i missed the skill stop on the top.... erggggggggggggggh so anoying, bloody women. would never let a girl i was taking out let her see me playing, most dont approve, well the normal ones any way

bigv038 · Post by **bigv038** » Thu May 17, 2007 3:05 am

most of the women who work in the arcades round here are trolls or old and wrinkly. so cant say i have that problem

toothless11 · Post by **toothless11** » Thu May 17, 2007 8:14 am

Its called space raiders

bigv038 · Post by **bigv038** » Thu May 17, 2007 4:14 pm

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Thu May 17, 2007 4:20 pm

hubba-hubba! down boy.

Oli · Post by **Oli** » Thu May 17, 2007 4:23 pm

My ideal situation is to fuck a girl up against a fruit machine. That way, you would hit the jackpot in more ways than one.

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Thu May 17, 2007 4:28 pm

I was going to make some sort of joke about slots and holding the melons, but I'll let yous work out the details.

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Thu May 17, 2007 5:21 pm

I could mention something about cherries, but that would be very crude, and very wrong.

For that reason, someone else can do it :P

Nixxy · Post by **Nixxy** » Thu May 17, 2007 9:15 pm

Each-Way Nudges shouldn't be mentioned, either.

However, if you're giving her a Super Boost from behind, make sure you've got a Super Hold.

Apologies.

no name · Post by **no name** » Fri May 18, 2007 9:40 am

A new bottom feature on a machine - Pop the Cherry!