The Fruit Story

Basil Rathbone2 · Post by **Basil Rathbone2** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:04 am

but, as he was worried his mate would throw a wobbler when he saw him, he instead booked in at the Happy Campers camp site.....

mattrick · Post by **mattrick** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:29 am

which overlooked the fairground............

joel_winders · Post by **joel_winders** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:20 pm

within the fairground there was a circus, the main act was a "juggling Jackpot" tightrope walker, this was were the man saw her face ...

mattrick · Post by **mattrick** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:31 pm

he recognised her from the "peep show"...........

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:05 pm

And noticed that she had a rather Big Top...

(lol!)

mattyboy · Post by **mattyboy** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:14 pm

i kept staring and it 'drove her round the bend'

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:44 pm

then we got to jigging in the rigging (the funfair rigs that is)

mattrick · Post by **mattrick** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:45 pm

I gave her the swagger and she said any "cock'l doodle do", so i gave her a "bucket load"........

joel_winders · Post by **joel_winders** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:50 pm

of my finest juices, 9 months later she had to go and see the "doctors and nurses" becuase ...

toothless11 · Post by **toothless11** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:41 pm

....because he had a 'holey moley' on the end of his 'spotted dick'

maverick69 · Post by **maverick69** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:03 pm

he loved his spoted dick nearly as much as he loved his big cheese that came out of it

spa · Post by **spa** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:23 pm

...which was far from being on cloud 999, he then had the Impulse too.....

jeffvickers · Post by **jeffvickers** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:48 pm

to watch an X Rated movie, then went to see Whats On TV. He found that Coranation Street was on so went down to the Bling and Queen, then went Round the Town, then put a £1 on the Lottery, got 6 numbers, he was Sting King Rich so he can now afford some Bling Bling but before he could buy his gold, he had to go to that Crazy Cash Point. But the ATM was switched off because there had been a Bank raid. Quite All Fired up at this time, he decided to buy a king kebab, went home and watched the late movie, Austin Powers.

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:42 am

after he'd watched the movie he heard someone trying too break down his front door with a hammer so he flew into a frenzy......

maverick69 · Post by **maverick69** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:10 am

this causing him to go round the bend, but as he had won the lottery he felt like a lucky devil