
Arcade assistant: "Can you please sign and write your name here?"
Me: "No I can't!"
Assistant: "You have to!"
Me: "Or what?"
Assistant: "I can't pay you if you don't!"
Me: "Did i ask you to sign something every time I put a £20 in the machine?"
<no reply>
Me: "What's the point? Anyone could sign any name, you can write Minnie Mouse and sign it!"
Assistant: "I am doing my job!!!!!"
Me: "I want an explanation about why I need to sign and what it does if I do!"
<no reply>
Me: "Hello?"
Assistant: "Its not my fault!"
Felt sorry for her, signed....
30 mins later...
Assistant: "Sorry but you can't play anymore!"
Me: "Why???"
Assistant: "I saw what you did and I know that's why you don't want to sign!"
Me: "What??????"
Assistant: "I SAW YOU USE TELEPHONE!!!!!!!"
Me: "AND???????????????"
Assistant: "I know about the app! The making machines pay out app! My boyfriend has it!"
Me: "Er.... then you either have an imaginary boyfriend or your boyfriend is on drugs, what app???"
Assistant: "Don't talk about my boyfriend! Get out or I call the police now!!!!"
Me: "You are on FUCKING DRUGS!"
I left, email sent!