FAO Amazing - My Day.

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Well I woke up early, bout 6am. I'd had a long day at Herne Bay followed by about 8 pints and a curry, so my first port of call was the WC. And also my 2nd and 3rd, which seemed to the business. The misses was working so I did a few jobs round the house for her, walked her dog and my retired pro slotting Dog Slinks and was ready for another full day of slotting action.

First hit was a pub with a working Eliminator. Was delighted to hit a £40 cob only £30 in. Most of that back for phones which I managed to get on that 1st phone board. So a £40 raise to start the day. Next stop an arc to check the <omitted> but nothing really wild happening, but a few small wins to cover checking. So still £40(ish) to the good.

Next a perfect which is often ready and it was again, £10.10 cp but not a cp box so I'm guessing a random got an offer and binned it. As usual it was the usual noise (I'm sure there is a filth upgrade now!) £80 in to get it but with a Hot Money and a few other cobs which resulted in about a £25 raise. That was until I decided to give it the old board on a £ stake which inevitably took £16 but did spin the 4 followed by a 9 so a yanked phone board. It span a 7 aswell so no risking here. Banked the game and linged the 7 which won to a 5!! Ling again and lost!! Was a £35 box so stole a bit extra.

On to a quiggle which takes about £4 a week and surprisingly a £50 box with a bonus rep for £16 yes they love it when ur upgraded to the hilt!!! Another quiggle went flat and the CNR was phones straight away. Bout £30 in for a £56 offer and I was about to bin it until I got a cheap board straight after which busted the game 1p box. What to do?? Fuck it crack on 2 boards later bust again £20 in box with £35 left so off with the offer! For another small raise.

Bit of lunch and then on to a mist. Shit CP's but into the middle layer 2nd board and up to £8. Crack on. Whoops £70 for middle game. That turned into £110 with barely a sniff of a chance. Downshift we go and luckily got it first crack. Up again and borderline but good enough. £35 back and in it goes with a surprising double £15 break!! A small raise again.

Onto a CJ in another pub which I hadn't touched for a fortnight, £90 in and flat, what a fucking surprise. Yanked a game and got a £50 so off with with barely a score prof.

Misses on her way back from work so meet her for a cheeky one. E&W stone. GATW busting but stone. Bit of a battle but a £20 loss.

That's it. Small raise.
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In the time I had!!
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Sounds ok to me. Safe and steady wins the day. Sod sessioning out Money Mad Martians and Pure Pots. £140 up after drinks?
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BFK wrote:Well I woke up early, bout 6am. I'd had a long day at Herne Bay followed by about 8 pints and a curry, so my first port of call was the WC. And also my 2nd and 3rd, which seemed to the business. The misses was working so I did a few jobs round the house for her, walked her dog and my retired pro slotting Dog Slinks and was ready for another full day of slotting action.

First hit was a pub with a working Eliminator. Was delighted to hit a £40 cob only £30 in. Most of that back for phones which I managed to get on that 1st phone board. So a £40 raise to start the day. Next stop an arc to check the <omitted> but nothing really wild happening, but a few small wins to cover checking. So still £40(ish) to the good.

Next a perfect which is often ready and it was again, £10.10 cp but not a cp box so I'm guessing a random got an offer and binned it. As usual it was the usual noise (I'm sure there is a filth upgrade now!) £80 in to get it but with a Hot Money and a few other cobs which resulted in about a £25 raise. That was until I decided to give it the old board on a £ stake which inevitably took £16 but did spin the 4 followed by a 9 so a yanked phone board. It span a 7 aswell so no risking here. Banked the game and linged the 7 which won to a 5!! Ling again and lost!! Was a £35 box so stole a bit extra.

On to a quiggle which takes about £4 a week and surprisingly a £50 box with a bonus rep for £16 yes they love it when ur upgraded to the hilt!!! Another quiggle went flat and the CNR was phones straight away. Bout £30 in for a £56 offer and I was about to bin it until I got a cheap board straight after which busted the game 1p box. What to do?? Fuck it crack on 2 boards later bust again £20 in box with £35 left so off with the offer! For another small raise.

Bit of lunch and then on to a mist. Shit CP's but into the middle layer 2nd board and up to £8. Crack on. Whoops £70 for middle game. That turned into £110 with barely a sniff of a chance. Downshift we go and luckily got it first crack. Up again and borderline but good enough. £35 back and in it goes with a surprising double £15 break!! A small raise again.

Onto a CJ in another pub which I hadn't touched for a fortnight, £90 in and flat, what a fucking surprise. Yanked a game and got a £50 so off with with barely a score prof.

Misses on her way back from work so meet her for a cheeky one. E&W stone. GATW busting but stone. Bit of a battle but a £20 loss.

That's it. Small raise.
LOL my day was shite £140 ish loss nothing ready but only spent around 2 hrs out just new it would get from bad to worse,
We all have them days and I was due one, the week though was good done Monday Tues and wens £650 up on the 3 days so all good in the end, made a lot on [omitted] in all fairness very hush hush but sounds like u to are on it
U can keep ya pub scene for now rivals hope ya wank jobs and mists are all good for u, bk soon tbough
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Who are the high and mighty your sig refers to?
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Cj and bankjobs are terrible fayre these days, lucky if it costs less than 120 even if its in the middle of nowhere! Then its gotta repeat too....
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Yes I get more Flats than Nelson Mandela House!!!
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I almost cried reading this..........

with laughter!
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Meaning?
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Ruler of The World wrote:I almost cried reading this..........

with laughter!

Diff is mine was a checking loss
Not because I decided to give it all to the bookies AGAIN!
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JG wrote:Who are the high and mighty your sig refers to?
They will no
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Say what you will, oh amazing one, I've seen first hand what a great clued up player you are.
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I wouldn't wanna see it first hand, hearing other peoples thought on the guy is enough for me to get a kink in my neck.
He isn't right of course, he just thinks he is.
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Bit of a mouth on him
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