"stop playing my machine now, I know what you're doing, takes your money and leave!"

Ruler of The World · Post by **Ruler of The World** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 8:42 am

What do they claim to 'know'?

It can't be the flicker 'trick' or it would never be ready!
It can't be the 'talk to your mates on your mobile whilst playing' trick or they'd do it themselves....

So what is it??!

Next thing said is always, "just go!"

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 10:48 am

they mean in general, you go pub to pub making a living somehow from playing the fruit machines.. they arent aware of any specific trick, just that you will be back, and no-one else will win (the regular punters in whereever you are)

ob · Post by ob » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:05 pm

Yeah well put!

Noels Beard · Post by **Noels Beard** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 6:24 pm

If they aren't happy that the machine advantages people who have played it a lot, then why have a machine at all? If you want something fair then a fruit machine is not a very good choice. A tombola...now that is fair!

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 6:35 pm

the pro's on tombolachat would disagree lol

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 6:48 pm

i made a nice profit on the tombola's at my kids schools xmas bazaar,they were definitely chef/dinnerlady ready.

wonder how much the tombola top boys can make?

JG · Post by JG » Tue Feb 26, 2013 1:49 am

A top tombola pro can win up to 26 cans of soup a day Mr Lugsy. These soups weigh in at a whopping £36,056 on the black market. It's very lucrative and some drug dealers are getting into it now which explains the recent tragic shootings at the Chipping Membury village fete when some old dear won a cream of diamorphine class A soup on ticket no. 387.

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Tue Feb 26, 2013 8:38 am

hmm, i think you should delete the location of that tombola , it's clearly still on a p1.

all the ones i've seen lately only pay out on a ticket ending in a 5 or 0

streakseims · Post by **streakseims** » Tue Feb 26, 2013 8:59 am

Who snapped the handle off the one in cricket lane services?

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:14 pm

apparently theres a player called tombolazing from notts who is hitting fetes and village halls up n down the country , making 500 tins of soup a day , ,,,, all local parish vicar's and woman's voluntary institute members have been put on high alert , as a precaution their having to substitute heinz whiskers and werthers for lower value happy shopper alternatives .

not sure if its all bullshit though .

the offender was last seen having been barred from the beeston village wetherfetes , shouting you'll all be gutted when it goes widespread

ps , im not sure on this , but others are very suspicions that the player in question always wins on the same ticket ,,,,,,,,, red22 lol

lol

JG · Post by JG » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:47 pm

It was actually a p2 tombola lugsy, on p1 every ticket is a winner. You can do p3s with a marker pen and a bit of artistic skill. Still got one worker in Melton Mowbray. Who is that in your avatar lee? A close friend or acquaintance?

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:58 pm

just a member of the leicester superhero swingers association george lol ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, no seriously i dont know , just a google

i wish she was a very close friend though