I've bought many a still water, I have only been told once to buy a 'real' drink, I replied "They all contain water love, how much more real can you get?" Then lectured her about how every living thing contains water and most dead things too. Next time it was Red Bull, she asked what happened to drinking water, I said "Its got water in it, hasn't it?"
Then I realised the Stakes & Prizes had gone and there was nothing to play.
