Exhausted

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 9:25 am

There is always crucial button broke in services, i remember the nudge button being broke on a star wars in LFE ages ago, i played something yesterday with the lower button broken, flying it was, but no way of extracting the value, needs keeping an eye on because it will go big when fixed.

eastangliapro · Post by **eastangliapro** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 10:14 am

birch is on the m62 is it not?

maverick69 · Post by **maverick69** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 10:27 am

yes manchester...

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 6:12 pm

Go sit near the machine and call a tech... All you need is site name and postcode.

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Mon Jul 09, 2012 9:55 am

You can't beat a service run.

Stupid o'clock in the morning, roads to urself, great banter.

I deliberately am as loud as possible when playing in services at 4am!! The look you get from the staff in WHSmith is priceless!!

U remember me hanging my socks over the radiator and playin in bare feet Kesh? To freshen up my trainers??!! The look on the girls face when she swiped her card!!! Plugged that DOND about 50 fuckin times!!

Oscar · Post by **Oscar** » Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:49 am

It's 3 am, you're in a services, barely able to keep your eyes open despite the euphoria of getting a cheap 140 off a poker face.
You've sent the errand boy to the Travelodge out of desperation to see if there are any rooms.
He returns, looking quite upbeat.
Your hopes are raised...

"They have a number of rooms left..."

You breathe a sigh of relief...

"Sadly, that number is zero".

A highly amusing, if rather cruel stunt.

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Mon Jul 09, 2012 11:08 am

Brilliant!!

Yup sitting in the car waiting for whoevers turn it is to come back out of the lodge/inn with that disappointed look on their face at 6am!!

Every time I always say to myself I'm sorting the accommodation first this time............

It never happens.

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:44 pm

its now 4am ,, matchsticks in the eyelids , and you cant stand the hunger pains anymore ,,,,,,,,, so you send your m8 off for food , knowing full well that the kfc/mc'd/burgerking is long sinced closed . ,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,, your taste buds are on fire ,,,,,, but deep down you know all hope is lost ,,,,,, your about to get wanked

yes your m8 comes back with some manky suspect pork farms £3.89 pasty , a cold £1.50 coffee from a machine , and a paltry 30 gram bite of something calling itself a chocolate fudge slice for £4 from a disgrunted pissed off lone employee of smiths ,,,,,, that clearly didn't want to serve you , and just wanted to go back to her headphones whilst thumbing through teenypop women's wank magazine .

hmmm , and it has the nerve to call itself a '' welcome '' break ?

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:59 pm

A cheese and onion slice always seems a good idea at the time but rarely is.

cockney kid · Post by **cockney kid** » Mon Jul 09, 2012 9:58 pm

balloon u skinner or wat

cockney kid · Post by **cockney kid** » Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:02 pm

ur all rite in a way i dont even do much in hull simple reason its not busy enough for the amount of players here so ill travel 200 miles aday but i always make 3 figures a day ill have a day off some times i fink fuvk y do i work so hard wats the point im living no life its passing me by yr by yr n i dont even see it fink on and if u decide im rite pm me ill take ur bandits of u n weigh u in

cockney kid · Post by **cockney kid** » Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:06 pm

balloon u skinner or wat