Insults from landlords/regulars

rookie · Post by **rookie** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:44 pm

What is the worst,stupidest or simply most humorous comment made to you after winning in a pub ?
A couple of days ago I took a jackpot out of a P4 Alien to have a regular say " That machine is for members only............., members of the human race !
I thought it showed a little imagination !!
A couple of years ago I was also accused of " knowing how far the reels go round " !

tommya · Post by **tommya** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 8:04 am

Went in a sizzler and the woman said "u in for the machine" pointed out that people go in pubs for different reasons drinking food etc, would she have said u in for the chicken rib combo think not.

Glendale · Post by **Glendale** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:43 am

I think me and kesh can beat any insults! Diss comes to mind!

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:43 pm

my all time favourite ,,,,,,,, thickest dumb fuck landlady of all time '' your using your mobile to position a satellite above my pub " LOL.

even when i assured her that i had no affiliation with NASA ,,,,,,,,,, and that it would probably cost millions to re orbit one ,,,,,,,,,, just so i can get a measley 35 jackpot out of her pub,,,,,,,,,,,,,, she was still having none of it .

one of those old bags with a screwd up face like a smacked arse ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, has a fit if anyone other than her wins a tenner lol

logopolis · Post by **logopolis** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:00 am

I got it in every pub in Diss that had a fruit machine. One of them had a Simpsons back in the day that used to go in after only 2 or 3 red boards. They would pour a pint even if you ordered a half or a soft drink. Went out the back after we did the fruit once and she was moaning to the dog about how much we had won!

Glendale · Post by **Glendale** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:05 am

No doubt Diss is the don of bans, insults and arrests!

Roll_With_It_Russ · Post by **Roll_With_It_Russ** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:23 am

logopolis wrote:I got it in every pub in Diss that had a fruit machine. One of them had a Simpsons back in the day that used to go in after only 2 or 3 red boards. They would pour a pint even if you ordered a half or a soft drink. Went out the back after we did the fruit once and she was moaning to the dog about how much we had won!

when that younish couple where running it?, they switched off the pacman when it was bringing in wins on the second hold, some years ago was that :-O

logopolis · Post by **logopolis** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:03 pm

Yes Russ S probably that same young couple. She was crouched down saying to the dog "they took all our money out"!

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:00 pm

Retort

"First time I've known the village idiot to run a pub"