Player V's Player

Noels Beard · Post by **Noels Beard** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 2:08 am

Very well. I'll let it go.

redlinesman · Post by **redlinesman** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 4:22 am

I am a fruit machine decoder and No 1 in UK for emptiers and security.

The internet was bad for our sport but we will not get rid of this pheneomon, just like mobiles. You would all be shocked to learn of the things I know and get up to, if there was a documentary on TV about me and the chief, let me tell you all that you wouldn't be out playing fruits. Tricks in the next couple of years will be more underground and many people will find it hard to fill their days and in turn end up 'spunking' their money in roulette machines and bookies. I have had only 2 hours sleep tonight but will fix the deficit of my sleep debt tomorrow evening. My first hit of the day is a services in half an hour and then I have as much work as I want for the day. You will not recgonise me as I don't look like someone who would play fruits, that is why I have been so sucessful over the past 3/4 years. My security iniative was put in place to coincide with me reaching the highest echelon of fruit playing and has seen me remain there since the introduction of £70 jackpots.

Kind Regards, NO 1 for emptiers and security in UK Sir Linesman

betchrider · Post by **betchrider** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:11 am

Don't bother wi m1!

skinner · Post by **skinner** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:01 am

Maybe linesmans a dwarf! that would be good cover,might need a stool to reach the coinslot though!

blackmogu · Post by **blackmogu** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:10 am

I've actually seen a dwarf on a stool playing an all fired up in Eastleigh spoons years ago. Play enough machines and you will see everything I suppose !

oldskool · Post by **oldskool** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:22 am

anyone ever see the clown (red nose, massive oversize boots, squirty flower etc) that used to be a regular in the shoqboat in chatham?
used to perform in the high street until he got about 5/10 quid then dive in the arcade for a punt.

i once saw him get the roll out of a red hot and he exhaled 'thank fuck!' as he started to wipe the make up off his face lol

eurovision1984 · Post by **eurovision1984** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:38 am

redlinesman wrote:I am a fruit machine decoder and No 1 in UK for emptiers and security.

The internet was bad for our sport but we will not get rid of this pheneomon, just like mobiles. You would all be shocked to learn of the things I know and get up to, if there was a documentary on TV about me and the chief, let me tell you all that you wouldn't be out playing fruits. Tricks in the next couple of years will be more underground and many people will find it hard to fill their days and in turn end up 'spunking' their money in roulette machines and bookies. I have had only 2 hours sleep tonight but will fix the deficit of my sleep debt tomorrow evening. My first hit of the day is a services in half an hour and then I have as much work as I want for the day. You will not recgonise me as I don't look like someone who would play fruits, that is why I have been so sucessful over the past 3/4 years. My security iniative was put in place to coincide with me reaching the highest echelon of fruit playing and has seen me remain there since the introduction of £70 jackpots.

Kind Regards, NO 1 for emptiers and security in UK Sir Linesman

i too am number 1 in the country & fruit machine emptier.
thank you from sir vision.

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:46 am

Very modest lol

The Dark Horse · Post by **The Dark Horse** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 2:20 pm

redlinesman wrote:I am a fruit machine decoder and No 1 in UK for emptiers and security.

The internet was bad for our sport but we will not get rid of this pheneomon, just like mobiles. You would all be shocked to learn of the things I know and get up to, if there was a documentary on TV about me and the chief, let me tell you all that you wouldn't be out playing fruits. Tricks in the next couple of years will be more underground and many people will find it hard to fill their days and in turn end up 'spunking' their money in roulette machines and bookies. I have had only 2 hours sleep tonight but will fix the deficit of my sleep debt tomorrow evening. My first hit of the day is a services in half an hour and then I have as much work as I want for the day. You will not recgonise me as I don't look like someone who would play fruits, that is why I have been so sucessful over the past 3/4 years. My security iniative was put in place to coincide with me reaching the highest echelon of fruit playing and has seen me remain there since the introduction of £70 jackpots.

Kind Regards, NO 1 for emptiers and security in UK Sir Linesman

I was going to bother to reply to your former more constructive post and explain more about the reasons why my theories on criminals and fruit machines are definitely correct. Then I read this and now I can't be arsed. I'm starting to think McStreak is probably right about your drug habits, looks like you were coked off your face when you wrote that! LMFAO!!!!!!

Regards, The Dark Horse, No 1 for fruit machine related psychology in the UK.

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:47 pm

i got a £70 parking ticket today ,,,,, genuinely (reduced to 35 if paid within 14 days ) ,,,,,,,,,,,,,

come on glendale ,,,,,,,,, out with ya wallet

Glendale · Post by **Glendale** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:53 pm

Will have a word with one of my many contacts lee! See what i can do! :-)

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:54 pm

oh ,,,,,,,,, and for those interested ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, martin n myself once met a ''will'' living in walsall ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, rich mcstreak knows him ,,,,,,,, as he previously lived in his neck of the woods . ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Glendale · Post by **Glendale** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 10:09 pm

Stafford! He named me as in ips so only fair!

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 10:25 pm

Glendale · Post by **Glendale** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 10:38 pm

Beardy boy! Stafford, not walsall!