Embarrassed moment's

betchrider · Post by **betchrider** » Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:58 am

After Xmas meet other year I had to spew at side of motorway In a jam

Mr McStreak · Post by **Mr McStreak** » Sun Jan 08, 2012 11:27 am

Thumper wrote:
BFK wrote:I'm always amazed when people say they need a dump but they'll hold it till when they get back home!!
You must have had the situation where you go for a shit and think 'there is no way I am using THAT!'
So you hold it in, do the machine and go to the next pub which is even more discusting!!
Afer a while the need dissipates and you forget all about it until you get home.
Then its like you have phoned one of those debt companies. You have consolidated all your shits into one huge unmanagable payment..
Your ass rips, panting and sweating with tears running down your face..

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:45 pm

i know he will read this

a mate of mine has a electrocoin in his house and plays it almost every day.

we walked into a pub before newyear and the electrocoin go's top level and hits the skill feature after about £5 in.

what did he get off the skill ?

£30 ?
£10 ?
£8 ?

NO! he got 50p

lmfao, it cost about £30 to come back too.

deano8177 · Post by **deano8177** » Sun Jan 08, 2012 1:55 pm

That is poo

ma71lda · Post by **ma71lda** » Sun Jan 08, 2012 2:38 pm

I've poo'ed myself in my local on a pool night whilst playing the fruity within ten minutes of being in the pub! I just farted and felt a bit come out....the worst thing was I had combats on and loose footy shorts on underneath, so it could easily have dribbled down my legs.

I rang a taxi, had my almost full pint put in the fridge, got to my flat and told the cabbie to keep the meter running. I had the quickest shower ever, change of clothes and was back at the pub within 20 minutes.

Nobody knew what happened apart from the missus who called me a dirty bastard. Even the cabbie never realised or he just kept schtum.

Makes a change from needing a poo and going to the toilet just to do a massive echoey fart.

betchrider · Post by **betchrider** » Sun Jan 08, 2012 3:20 pm

I shit mesen on me birthday once all down my legs I just got my mate to pick me up,take me home, I got changed no shower(I know) and went straight ack out. HARDCORE

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Sun Jan 08, 2012 4:27 pm

ive followed through atleast 20 times,
i like to live life on the edge and take risks, thats why i fart when i have the runs :/

eastangliapro · Post by **eastangliapro** » Sun Jan 08, 2012 7:12 pm

bfk.........remember chelmsford tesco's?2 funny watching u stroll into the wooded area with baby wipes in hand

Captain.Tattybojangles · Mon Jan 09, 2012 7:35 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZahysN2sIIw

Thread reminded me of this lol

Master of The Game · Post by **Master of The Game** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:10 am

What I find most embarrassing, come to think of it, is the title of this thread, the atrocious punctuation especially. Dearrrrr

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Mr McStreak · Post by **Mr McStreak** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:17 am

Master of The Game · Post by **Master of The Game** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:21 am

e4ans · Post by **e4ans** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 8:56 pm

Go to KFC and get a few wet wipes that u use after your food to clean your hands. Quite big when folded out and card size so fit in a walled. Very handy