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e4ans wrote:Its 100 5p lol Tbh i would disagree, been playing them 7 years so they have signs like all machines. Its old people who mainly play them who dont have a clue so easy pickings
Sorry i was going by your pic which shows 75 jackpot.
But now its a 100 jacky, Its like watching paint dry for a week :shock:
As for your pic showing 3 jackpots on winline saying its buzzed up to show them :shock:
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e4ans wrote:Yeah can be boring but its a different game to normal bandits. The force doesnt work much, its just about making money really. Im quite happy with a fiver from a pound which pays for 2 pints. Ill force jpms till the cows come home but they rare now
What you mean you force a jpm ?
Yes i know what a force is lol
But i have a question for you if you expain the Ill force jpms till the cows come home but they rare now.
Explain it better for me, Im dumb :wink:
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JPMs can be annoying as to force. Boombastic!
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Captain.Tattybojangles wrote:JPMs can be annoying as to force. Boombastic!
Look mahog why answer the question for him ?.
Hes a bully bullshitter like urself.
Now u just gave him the spade to dig himself out.
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Just giving my opinion on his JPM easy to force comment... He could easily reply with plugging but I'm not a plugger so in my irreverent view don't see how it can be done so easily.

Oh yes you're right, I am a Billy Bullshitter. I don't keep sleigh bells down my jeans in christmas time like I said on the other thread. They go in at a weird angle and it makes me look like I've got Arsetitties. And sometimes the bells are badly finished...Rough edges and the like. Then you get a pocket rip and it really is annoying!
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pound wrote:
e4ans wrote:Yeah can be boring but its a different game to normal bandits. The force doesnt work much, its just about making money really. Im quite happy with a fiver from a pound which pays for 2 pints. Ill force jpms till the cows come home but they rare now
What you mean you force a jpm ?
Yes i know what a force is lol
But i have a question for you if you expain the Ill force jpms till the cows come home but they rare now.
Explain it better for me, Im dumb :wink:
Thanks too mahog, I will just answer my own question .
Jpm clubbers are terrible to force for a jackpot.
But ur get out of jail for free card is............

Jpms are very sweet tho for a top feature force when the signs are there.
Even then i have seen some folk get burnt when signs are good.
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Can't argue with you there.
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Captain.Tattybojangles wrote:Just giving my opinion on his JPM easy to force comment... He could easily reply with plugging but I'm not a plugger so in my irreverent view don't see how it can be done so easily.

Oh yes you're right, I am a Billy Bullshitter. I don't keep sleigh bells down my jeans in christmas time like I said on the other thread. They go in at a weird angle and it makes me look like I've got Arsetitties. And sometimes the bells are badly finished...Rough edges and the like. Then you get a pocket rip and it really is annoying!
I am sober.
And i dont understand any of that above.
And to be fair to evans, He might be on about jpms awps? or quizzers? lmao
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Quizzers? Well I might have liked me chances at them triple Millionaire quizzers with the progressive pot. There was one down our bowling alley a while back at something stupid like £300.
AWPs well yeah you do have a point. Though they're a bit more know ya stuff on some of the features IE Red Alert I wouldnt force for JP if I had Firemans Lift.
I can imagine JPM clubbers to be enjoyable-ish to force sometimes, maybe if not profitable. Just that bloody Boombastic gets in the way. Maybe it depends about forcing for JP or the top feature benefits as mentioned earlier.

As for my previous post not being understood, it relates to the one I made in the thread about coin jingling in this category
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pound wrote:
e4ans wrote:Yeah can be boring but its a different game to normal bandits. The force doesnt work much, its just about making money really. Im quite happy with a fiver from a pound which pays for 2 pints. Ill force jpms till the cows come home but they rare now
What you mean you force a jpm ?
Yes i know what a force is lol
But i have a question for you if you expain the Ill force jpms till the cows come home but they rare now.
Explain it better for me, Im dumb :wink:

They dont get sited much now as jpm dont make machines much, thats why I said rare. All I play for is double figure winspins on them and its always a tidy amount, features are crap. Last one we had was at xmas and it was Frame n Fortune which said copyright jpm 2003
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Post by Captain.Tattybojangles »

You'd have thought you'd see the Crystal ones coming out a little like Cash n Curry or Super Suits. They still seem to be trying to supply, but the demand seems to have gone way down.
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Captain.Tattybojangles wrote:You'd have thought you'd see the Crystal ones coming out a little like Cash n Curry or Super Suits. They still seem to be trying to supply, but the demand seems to have gone way down.
Reilys signed a deal with Barcrest for video clubs so that might of affected demand
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