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I'll phone them at half 4, I think the Turk bloke leaves at 5.
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Large donner !!
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just orderd large donner and £70 out the fruit machine , rsponse was an instant hang up :D
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richy657 wrote:just orderd large donner and £70 out the fruit machine , rsponse was an instant hang up :D
Good man, I fancy a large chicken shish with BBQ sauce, yum yum
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i rang up and said :

Life's like a box of chocolates, everyone hates the Turkish cunt!

lol, i started laughing and heard click-bzzzzzz

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rang up again and just said :

What do you call a Turkish baby?
A Kebaby.

got hung up so called back and said


What do you say to a crying Turkish baby?
Shish Kebaby.

oh god this is funny, i could make a few more calls.
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I can't call til after six , but keep it up. Must be a few jokes on sickopedia.
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I am ringing now its engaged (come on you lot hurry up) :D
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Got my work colleague to try, engaged also.
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Just got through and they wont deliver a pot of Chilli sauce,so i said what about Garlic then,He hung up,rang back and ordered Tub of Coleslaw,Told me i have to order more...Whats there minimum on deliverys please....
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I just hope I never bump in to the bloke again. I'll probaly get my head kicked in.

I've phoned up a few times. There sounds like some nice bird on the other end. I just hope he ain't with him.

Has anyone got other numbers wile I'm in the mood?
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Someone will have to try an Arnie soundboard on him :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxQQZEaZyv4
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Just , phoned, got the silent traetment and the phone slammed down. Tally Ho !
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Rang and asked for 2 chicken legs open
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its fair to say he has got the right hump :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:




To say he is livid just don't do it justice.
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