Piss take!

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:27 pm

Go in a pub for said machine, order a coke..

Woman goes to the bar gets a glass, then gets a bottle of coke and pours it out and trys charging me £1.80 its not even that for the fucking bottle isit?

deano8177 · Post by **deano8177** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:33 pm

Trys charging you, did you pay it?

I've seen it a few timeS from out of the bottle or can. They have to make money on it. They would get more profit from cola on tap.

I've been in a pub before when they sell cans of fosters for £3.

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:49 pm

yeh had a warm stella from a can into a glass in woolwich.

Drpepper · Post by **Drpepper** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:56 pm

one pub i was in, the lager tasted like the lines hadn't been cleaned since maggie thatcher was still in power and there was a fucking cat running around the place, he wudn't turn the machine on too... shocking result.

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:04 pm

Soft drinks are just shit expensive in pubs now! I'll have a nice glass of water please love!

LordOoze · Post by **LordOoze** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:09 pm

£1.80 for a lime and soda! No booze ....
I told him he was off his rocker....they guy says that is the price it says on the cash register.....

Called mgr over and he laughed and said wtf are you charging nearly two quid for the shot of cordial...suddenly the staff dude realises he must've 'accidently' tapped in for a shot of something...

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:40 pm

he'll have charged you for lemonade and mixer, not soda and mixer..

jeffvickers · Post by **jeffvickers** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:59 pm

Most big chains only have the "standard" glass, about 3/4 of a pint with half a bucket of ice added for £1.60!

HornyNick · Post by **HornyNick** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:41 am

jeffvickers wrote:Most big chains only have the "standard" glass, about 3/4 of a pint with half a bucket of ice added for £1.60!

If only FC had a "like" button.

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:10 am

HornyNick wrote:
jeffvickers wrote:Most big chains only have the "standard" glass, about 3/4 of a pint with half a bucket of ice added for £1.60!
If only FC had a "like" button.

It does, but no-one ever uses it for jeff for some reason!

LordOoze · Post by **LordOoze** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:22 pm

Back in the days of yore when I first started I quickly found that I didn't want to get drunk all day (miss stuff, do silly things etc) - never really been a big drinker anyway....

So, as you do, I started travelling around, then thought I would go St Albans...walked in to this pub with a mate, seen beer guide. Mate goes to the bar and I to the unit, yes yes a bad thing to do with absolute zero pr.

Mate walks over to me, I just got the, memory fails a bit here, the red bar(?) for the jolt. No slip and slide stops clean, he tells me that they want ~£3 for two halfs of......Blackcurrant cordial....not even the soda water in there.

Offended with the price is why my mate came over to me as he won't pay such silliness for a cordial. Well jp in hand we walked out....

liverpool24 · Post by **liverpool24** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:57 pm

Drpepper wrote:one pub i was in, the lager tasted like the lines hadn't been cleaned since maggie thatcher was still in power and there was a fucking cat running around the place, he wudn't turn the machine on too... shocking result.

It's not as shocking when you consider said cat would not have had opposable thumbs thus giving it the means to handle a plug and switch the machine on, you were asking a bit much imo.

bowie · Post by **bowie** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:36 pm

liverpool24 wrote:
Drpepper wrote:one pub i was in, the lager tasted like the lines hadn't been cleaned since maggie thatcher was still in power and there was a fucking cat running around the place, he wudn't turn the machine on too... shocking result.
It's not as shocking when you consider said cat would not have had opposable thumbs thus giving it the means to handle a plug and switch the machine on, you were asking a bit much imo.