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Lanlord who ustd to have a pub with a smash the cash witch was massive has taken over another pub with a silver inn, went in tonight all baloons and that evrywere somones party cant see him about so get to work, andway about 50 in he come up behind me, somone says to him "you having a nice brthday kieth" he says "well i was" lol, i turn to him and say if this goes off its going over, (has turned machine off in the past) he just stands there.. 69 in for a top goes 70 just colect all the coins out letting them hit the tray. somone says oh hes doing well, lanolrd is fuming i can see steam coming from hes ears. tells me never to come back. hahaah must have ruined his birthday what a crybaby
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It's a joke the way you can't win really. I know one guy who calls an engineer out everytime someone gets a double pot. :x
how about a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.
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RISE OF THE MACHINES!! :shock: it's judgement day! :o ops:
how about a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.
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Come and Play the Love Meter. Yes!! You!!
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AMK wrote:Come and Play the Love Meter. Yes!! You!!
Where do I stick my quid? :lol:
how about a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.
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Stevie S wrote:
AMK wrote:Come and Play the Love Meter. Yes!! You!!
Where do I stick my quid? :lol:
In the red slot, of course.
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Smashing the eject button!
how about a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.
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