Thought I'd Better Register

Tony From Oxford · Post by **Tony From Oxford** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 3:32 pm

Well its about time I made myself known to all you guys.

One of my many members of staff who I pay to monitor all fruit machine related traffic has bought this site to my attention.

After browsing through what I must say are mostly amateurish posts and complete and utter nonsense I could barely hide my silence any longer.

I'm not sure why I keep getting mentioned, I gather PMK who I am still holding hostage was the first to mention me here.

As some of you may or may not know, top level pro's hate being mentioned on any public forum.

Its almost like I'm some kind of superstar on here and that can only be bad for business. I shall post some more thoughts shortly when I've figured out just how to calm this situation and also when I've managed to convince my top level contacts, that my name being mentioned was out of my control.

Over and out.

Tony From Oxford.

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:01 pm

How did you escape from my boot??? :x

streakseims · Post by **streakseims** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:03 pm

NO JOKE IM AT WORK AND HAVE TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY FACE lol lol lol

streakseims · Post by **streakseims** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:11 pm

can I ask you something oh mighty one?

I was driving around in my car and after a few days my feul hopper was nearly empty and when I filled it up (using a refill hose) and I worked out that only 3 litres was "left in it" so my question is

was that anything to do with you?

Tony From Oxford · Post by **Tony From Oxford** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:15 pm

Im a professional fruit machine player not a mechanic. But it seems obvious to me that you were low on fuel which had nothing to do with me.

streakseims · Post by **streakseims** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:20 pm

But the fruit machine Bible states that all "emptys" originate from Tony

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:24 pm

Tony, if I may?

When are you gonna let the PMK go?

He was a great poster and always made a great contribution to this site?

We all miss him.

I await your response.

Thank you.

BFK

Tony From Oxford · Post by **Tony From Oxford** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:40 pm

I had no choice but to effectively kidnap the PMK, I pulled in a couple of favours the FBI owed me and managed to find out he was on holiday, so I ripped his flight details from a high security database at Gatwick airport and had my men wait for him.

An employee of mine from the internet spy team, had told me that the PMK had leaked my name on this very website. This is totally unacceptable to somebody of my standing.

I had a ton of heat from the big boys when they found out, so I made the decision to eliminate the PMK from this board for good.

I do however occasionally let him post on potty so long as he never mentions me.

PMK is being well looked after and is suffering no stress at all.

Tony From Oxford.

streakseims · Post by **streakseims** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:49 pm

"Best thread of the decade award"

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:11 pm

Where's the "Rude" boy ?

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:13 pm

That was the PMK's mate Phil. He doesnt post here anymore.

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:35 pm

I had a feeling you would eventually sign up to fruit chat Tony.
It was inevitable from the first time your hallowed name was mentioned on here.
I trust that you've found the site easy to use and I'd just like to add that a player of such high esteem as yourself being a member here is a major coup for the site.

Captain.Tattybojangles · Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:52 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-isGzfYUZ4

The last time Tony from Oxford went to try and get to an out of the way pub, the landlord isn't too nice though!

"Give us.....A sign, that it is ready for a top!"

"Master your players are skint! There's no decent machines here!"
"Well what about the P1 Dial over there?"
"A MIRIACLE!!! They bring forth Winstoppers!"
"Of course they bring Winstoppers it's a P1 Dial what do you expect?"
"Show us another location!"
"Don't be a leech! Is the P1 Dial that happens to be ready not enough???"
"I say are they scamming my machine?"
"It is a gift from Tony!"
"It's all my bloody Holiday money! Clear off! You're barred!"

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 6:26 pm

Thread =

Mr McStreak · Post by **Mr McStreak** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 7:16 pm

Somebody shoot me.