WHY THE FUCK IS IT GETTING SO SUSPECT NOW!

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I have to say, i was worried for a wee while, but we're still top of the league.
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Im happy that were not bottom! Tough game sat against dundee but hopefully get a point! Im next up for the derby in november when you visit cauldron central park! Book the day off!
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Done! Can i still sneak in through the hole in the wall at Central Park like i used to as a kid?
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No! Thats the exit these days! Hope you notice the ground improvements! I didnt!
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sir ratholer wrote:You can also throw it down the sink in the toilets, fill it back up with water from the tap and neck it, and nobody is the wiser!
So i'm not the only one then. :lol:
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Glendale wrote:Had a classic earlier! Had done a dead mans on saturday and went back today for it to find it switched on with a sign on it saying "Due to technical difficulties the machine may switch off at any time"! What a load of bollocks!
It's still there too, made 45 on it last night. Probably sick of players keep going in there, good job I know the bird who runs the place, no danger of me getting in any trouble! :D
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Glendale wrote:Had a classic earlier! Had done a dead mans on saturday and went back today for it to find it switched on with a sign on it saying "Due to technical difficulties the machine may switch off at any time"! What a load of bollocks!

Maybe you should order half a dozen pints of Guinness at once with three Jack Daniels and coke while on your phone (so she can't ask you for the money before pouring the drinks), then when she finishes the last one, bring out a sign saying "Due to financial difficulties, I may not be able to pay for my drinks".

Then leave.
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Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! wrote:
Glendale wrote:Had a classic earlier! Had done a dead mans on saturday and went back today for it to find it switched on with a sign on it saying "Due to technical difficulties the machine may switch off at any time"! What a load of bollocks!

Maybe you should order half a dozen pints of Guinness at once with three Jack Daniels and coke while on your phone (so she can't ask you for the money before pouring the drinks), then when she finishes the last one, bring out a sign saying "Due to financial difficulties, I may not be able to pay for my drinks".

Then leave.
Very good ! That one made me smile.
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