MR PETER CLAYTON

General fruit machine related chat, if it doesn't fit another category discuss it here..
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i wrote a naughty word when i was drunk, so ive deleted it.
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fluffy cute bunny rabbits, rainbows, smiles and happytimes
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bit strong language for twenty quid
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Have you tried their customer services yet?
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Post by Spyder »

yeah...

im not impressed with the onion's site at all...

played pcb clone on 5p £5, basicly played how id expect a 5p £75 clubber to play. so that 'instance' i must have been playing a virgin machine

loaded with bugs, respun the reels at one point and span enough numbers to get full trail bonus extra zone extra life etc.. didnt even board..

played all of the 'vegas' games and got bonuses on all three, which kills the window with various error messages, i think with the amount of bonuses that came up i should have won quite a lot, at least 3 or 4 times my deposit of £20..

i have screenshots of a couple of the errors, not really proof of anything bujt unless my debit card is refunded with the £20, im going to email everyone everywhere and complain a LOT....
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Post by Spyder »

ill not be using union jackpots website again as i feel a bit annoyed that there are so many errors in the programming, however, please do not let my negative experiences put you off visiting.

and remember, only gamble with money you can afford to lose. if you or anyone you know has a problem with gambling, contact gamcare for support http://www.gamcare.co.uk
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on free play on towering inferno, i got to 99 nudges with steps, stepped to a 1, pressed higher, and the machine has just stopped working, with that fecking woman just screaming constantly... got a print screen too i got so bored
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Post by Spyder »

going by the extent of the problems with the site i am requesting a refund of my deposit..

peter contacted me over a year ago asking for playtester, and i was interested in the site to start with, new and interesting ideas....

but if you compare it to other sites,

for example.. the terms and conditions state that any malfunction voids a pay, and the initial stake is refunded automaticly as if the bet wasnt placed.. which, on a fully working site, over potential millions of bets, is viable, and acceptable

however, the current state of the site, machines not doing what the instructions to the game states, these arent the malfunctions covered in the terms, the site just plainly isnt ready.

i could get a cardboard box a broom handle and a couple of old paint tins, and build a "fruit machine" i could make you pay a £10 or £20 no-refundable deposit to find out that it simply doesnt work, and probbly wont ever work..


ive played £1000's through other online casinos, and had no problems whatsoever, every now and again a fruitmachine will spin for a few seconds when the connection drops, but ive never had one crash every time a reasonable win is expected...

and to be perfectly honest, these problems should have been sorted out way before public release..


as for all the "down to earth" joking parts on the site, you'd expect the boasts of being better than the competitors to be backed up by substance... not a thrown together compendium of games written by someone who obviously doesnt play fruit machines.
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i play ladbrokes instant play casino all the time .
i get errors there on a regular basis ,i'm talking hundreds of times.shit happens.

i play on partycasino alot also and i've had an error on that too ,once when i cleared the board on a bonus feature on one slot and it just froze up not even letting me log out .customer services refused to aknowledge their software was at fault but a techy guy sorted it for me.


............now if the big boys get it wrong i'm sure we can cut the little guys some slack.

i've had a few errors on union too but only on load up during real play and not during mid featch luckily .
i'm sure things will get sorted shortly after alot is riding on it.
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mr lugsy wrote:i've had a few errors on union too but only on load up during real play and not during mid featch luckily .
i'm sure things will get sorted shortly after alot is riding on it.
i had 8 bonuses within £20 of credits, all of them crashed the site...

its not just an odd error, the game is incapable of paying out....
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which game?
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Post by HorseRacingKing »

Disgusting,

Spyder have you tried seeing what you can do under the consumer protection act?
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Post by Spyder »

they have emailed me to say it will be sorted... so ill wait patiently

i ruffled a few feathers by writing drunk stuff to everyone in the world..
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