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johnoxford · Post by **johnoxford** » Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:01 pm

I need a strimmer or sumit for noteys cash waitin will collect email or tx 07853971118

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:09 pm

http://www.machineguarduk.com/

Try these guys. Don't forget to send a photo and/or your address.

quizard · Post by **quizard** » Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:34 pm

johnoxford wrote:I need a strimmer or sumit for noteys cash waitin will collect email or tx 07853971118

This has got to be wind up right? LOL

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:21 pm

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:34 pm

haaaaaaaaaa hahahhahaha. someone text bomb that idiot 1million net texts to teach him a lesson.

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:31 pm

lmfao john superb 2nd post

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:33 pm

oh ,and i see you've changed your number from your first post.

too many callers?

DJJamesMtn · Post by **DJJamesMtn** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:44 am

Two years between posts as well, not bad.

You might be gettin a few calls these next few days old chap.

JG · Post by JG » Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:54 am

Ignore these fools John. I too, love to indulge in petty criminality.
Recently I've been visiting Northampton services and cutting their machines open with an angle grinder. They use Smart water though, so I've thought it through and I've been covering myself from head to toe with talcum powder before each visit. It's all about using your brain.

Another tip is to visit your local bookmakers, I like Global Draw cabs, so I go to Coral or some William Hills. What I do is cover a note in 3oz of sugar. Next you'll need two large free range eggs. Beat them together and add 8oz of marge. You'll also need 4oz of flour for your pastry mix.
Using the cutters mix the mixture with the note. Wait for it to caramalise and bake for 45 minutes until crisp.

Now insert the note into the Global Draw. Place a £3 bet on zero. If it comes in....success! If it doesn't simply use a sledgehammer to gently break open the cabinet and remove the note. Pop it into your mouth and repeat with the next note. Simply wait for a rainy day or some Senokot tablets to shit 'em all out and buy up some jewellery from Argos for the missus. Genius!

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:48 am

Ha-ha!

Barry Trotter · Post by **Barry Trotter** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:01 am

JG - the Jeremy Clarkson of fruitchat.

badders2 · Post by **badders2** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:21 pm

or been there tried it

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:10 pm

if this is a wind up , well done ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, if it's serious , what a tosser.

lol @matt n jg

ming · Post by **ming** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:04 pm

no f**king about
straight to the point

i hope hes serious!

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