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sir ratholer · Post by **sir ratholer** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:23 pm

mr lugsy wrote: ,defo not a landlord.
Most fantasists pretend they are actors or millionaires or astronauts or kung fu masters or even......errrrm.........time travellers .

You've got bob hope of any pro giving up decent info for less than the price of a real NCPLH course , and any proper pro worth his salt will just be laughing at your ridiculous offer.

Maybe you are a jealous landlord's son who thought the machines were your sharking ground. Maybe you are a chef who's beady eyes should spend more time making sure the con carne does'nt boil over.maybe you are a barman who likes a dabble to supplement his income.

Ffs have a bit of ambition,pretend to be an astronaut,have some aspirations

Too true, I wish those chefs would spend more time making sure the food is put out swiftly than keeping a beady eye on the fruit, for what its worth I got offered £5k by a pub landlord for info, I told him to add another zero to that and I'd think about it - with things how they are right now that looks like a smart move

jamiesi · Post by **jamiesi** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 5:11 pm

he sounds like a 15 year old wannabe player

spa · Post by **spa** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 5:53 pm

shab wrote:my pub is in bury if anybody on here would like to take time out to come and learn me to spell and use a computer more efficiently then i would love to meet them. another genuine offer !!

Cool, i'll bring a keyboard with a working caps lock key with me.

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:48 pm

do u want the info first or do you want to be shown what to do ?

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:24 am

im an astronought ,,,,,, an asstronought ,,,, an as ,,,,,,,, erm ,,,,,,,, wait no ,,,, im just an ass :P

PLUnion · Post by **PLUnion** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:21 am

Don't expect a serious response shib. I also am a pubic lice and have been for quite a while. I hold no truck with so called tricksters and self styled wide boys. If you come on this board and say you work in the trade, you get the fun taken out of you. Me and you have different views. I wouldn't let one of these monsters anywhere near my machines, in fact some messages are about selling actual machines that have been half inched from pubs. You do get wind of the latest scams and cheats though, so the board is worth it and I try to check it at least once a week whilst the staff tidy up the bar after a night.
You can't beat the machine by fair play, there's only one winner. If a customer wants to try their luck, good on them. I don't tolerate these chancers, some lad going on about making £3 or more a day, every day, only way you can do that is by cheating or else you are all on a wind up.
The way I see it, if you're constantly winning, you're cheating. The machine takes every one in four coins and seals them in a box for collection. You can't beat the system, yet some of you claim you can and coincidentally those that don't fit in and move straight for the machine in our pubs and win, often carry mobile phones. Just a thought. I'm not daft.

gambogaz1 · Post by **gambogaz1** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 8:15 am

PLUnion wrote: and coincidentally those that don't fit in and move straight for the machine in our pubs and win, often carry mobile phones. Just a thought. I'm not daft.

RING RING!!!! RING RING!!!! RING RING!!!!!

"Hello"

"Hello yes this is 2009 calling, that thing your holding now is a mobile phone, which incedentally just about every person in the UK has"

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 8:22 am

This thread is comedy gold, i made £2 on a machine yesterday, paid for my half of lager and i just had enough for a bag of dry roasted, the gaffer was'nt to chuffed with my win fall but after i put my spare 6p change in the blind box he seemed to calm down, gonna leave it till next week now though, obviously it needs to recover, hopefully next week i can win enough for a pint and the slightly more expensive pork scratchings, fingers crossed

jpfuk · Post by **jpfuk** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 8:26 am

^^^^ Last 2 posts...

Bellfruit have the " phone scam " wrapped up anyway Mr Landlord... have you not noticed every 1 of thier bloody fruits has a mobile that rings stashed inside it?

gmckee03 · Post by **gmckee03** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:12 pm

haha

dude_se · Post by **dude_se** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:19 pm

PLUnion wrote:Don't expect a serious response shib. I also am a pubic lice and have been for quite a while. I hold no truck with so called tricksters and self styled wide boys. If you come on this board and say you work in the trade, you get the fun taken out of you. Me and you have different views. I wouldn't let one of these monsters anywhere near my machines, in fact some messages are about selling actual machines that have been half inched from pubs. You do get wind of the latest scams and cheats though, so the board is worth it and I try to check it at least once a week whilst the staff tidy up the bar after a night.
You can't beat the machine by fair play, there's only one winner. If a customer wants to try their luck, good on them. I don't tolerate these chancers, some lad going on about making £3 or more a day, every day, only way you can do that is by cheating or else you are all on a wind up.
The way I see it, if you're constantly winning, you're cheating. The machine takes every one in four coins and seals them in a box for collection. You can't beat the system, yet some of you claim you can and coincidentally those that don't fit in and move straight for the machine in our pubs and win, often carry mobile phones. Just a thought. I'm not daft.

holy crap. ive lived in evesham all my life! how strange ... just a pity its not related to your post lol

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:08 pm

PLU. Just ban everyone with a mobile from your pub. I am sure takings will rocket !!!

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aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:24 pm

It's true enough. 98% of those involved in international terrorism also carry mobile phones. You just can't argue with such clear statistics.

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:35 pm

PLU

Week 1

Pro Player puts £50 in machine and it pays out £150

Regular Joe and his mates put in £950 and it pays out £600

Result £1000 in, £750 out (one in four locked in box !)

Week 2

Regular Joe and his mates put in £1000 and it pays out £750

Result £1000 , £750 out (one in four locked in box !)

Both weeks have paid to percentage. How can you differentiate ?????

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