tommy needs a driver apply within...
tommy needs a driver apply within...
rates are good!
lol very good son of david.jpfuk wrote:Tank... needs a driver to keep both hands free
you crack me up once again.
got a riddle for ya...
i lose big on hi lo silver
i cant hit cluedo's
i dont know how stoppers got emptied
who am i ?
condoms... ribbed for her pleasure! turn it inside out and its ribbed for my pleasure 
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pickareel wrote:someone who was playing machines in 2007?
The hi-low has to be me by our last outing.. as for the rest?
" wrote: I dont wear trackies neithersmart G-star jeans, lacoste t shirt and ted baker jacket all worth about £1.98 for the lot?
" wrote:Harder?? you must be joking im doing 300 viagra a day no fuss. SICKKKKK RAISEEEEEE M8
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You're making me feel bad about hitting stuff now,
Allow me to explain.....
Watched a mate on a crazy chair last weekend, he obv doesnt play machines hardly at all, he didn't know that if you hold any reel down with a phone in view when you land on spin it doubles up, i had to keep yelling at him to hold em down.
Then when he got taxi i told him to hold cancel, he said no i don't wanna cancel it, so i pushed it over his shoulder and fook me, it went slow, he was amazed.
He then fucked up about 5 skill continues , always stopped it on CONTINU, too late every time, so i says hop out the way mate, i can hit that, its fooking easy.
I know its easy as i have done it many times in the past with no problems, its perfectly slow enough to get, but this time, nope, i fucking missed it, felt a right twat!
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Allow me to explain.....
Watched a mate on a crazy chair last weekend, he obv doesnt play machines hardly at all, he didn't know that if you hold any reel down with a phone in view when you land on spin it doubles up, i had to keep yelling at him to hold em down.
Then when he got taxi i told him to hold cancel, he said no i don't wanna cancel it, so i pushed it over his shoulder and fook me, it went slow, he was amazed.
He then fucked up about 5 skill continues , always stopped it on CONTINU, too late every time, so i says hop out the way mate, i can hit that, its fooking easy.
I know its easy as i have done it many times in the past with no problems, its perfectly slow enough to get, but this time, nope, i fucking missed it, felt a right twat!
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