Â£3 in Â£100 top = FIRE

jesterman · Post by **jesterman** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:31 pm

Mmmm . . . . Bovril !!

Liquid cow !!

clarkey1984 · Post by **clarkey1984** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:07 pm

HRK might have meant that in the eyes of the landlord the way that players play fruits seems illegal as it is how they see it, not that it actually is.

OR, he could just be being his usual self!

Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! · Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:19 pm

I'll opt for the latter assumption.

PLUnion · Post by **PLUnion** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:30 pm

It's all very well moving from pub to pub and playing a machine in each pub and I know you all do it. However there are cheaters, lots of them. They'll use anything. If you rub a magnet over something for long enough, that thing becomes magnetic. Many so called pro players or as I want to think cheaters are wise to thisd. We had a customer in your sense of the word, who would keep bending over and moving his head near the machine, often when nudges where given. He unfortunately obtained the jackpot very quickly. To an untrained eye he was not doing anything dodgy, but to me I saw magnetic head, speedy jackpot and he also carried a mobile phone which completed the picture. I asked him to leave and to be fair, he was polite about it, but you do have to keep an eye out for the scallywags.
THis is how the picture looks from the other side. If some of you lot actually owned your own pub or even managed a brewery owned pub, would you be happy about people who have magnetised themselves walking in?

jpfuk · Post by **jpfuk** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:10 pm

^^^^^^ yawn..

Archie Mitchle and Clarkie summed it up..... HRT... soz k... annoying.. but after 5 years of living with it.... It is just part of the furniture!!!!!

Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! · Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:11 pm

Mr Union, try and get in touch with Warner Bros. They should be be able to put you in touch with Mulder and Scully.

HorseRacingKing · Post by **HorseRacingKing** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:17 pm

PLUnion wrote:It's all very well moving from pub to pub and playing a machine in each pub and I know you all do it. However there are cheaters, lots of them. They'll use anything. If you rub a magnet over something for long enough, that thing becomes magnetic. Many so called pro players or as I want to think cheaters are wise to thisd. We had a customer in your sense of the word, who would keep bending over and moving his head near the machine, often when nudges where given. He unfortunately obtained the jackpot very quickly. To an untrained eye he was not doing anything dodgy, but to me I saw magnetic head, speedy jackpot and he also carried a mobile phone which completed the picture. I asked him to leave and to be fair, he was polite about it, but you do have to keep an eye out for the scallywags.
THis is how the picture looks from the other side. If some of you lot actually owned your own pub or even managed a brewery owned pub, would you be happy about people who have magnetised themselves walking in?

Great post,

I am sorry to hear you and your regulars have been done over by random travellers, it might be worth putting up a board saying winnings will only be paid out to those who live within a 3 radius of "The Kings Arms" for exmaple, switch the machine off and ask for I.D before paying out.

Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! · Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:35 pm

PLUnion, you DON'T run or own a pub.

HRK, you are NOT a pro-gambler on horses or dogs.

Just accept it, if you can't do it, you can't do it.

clarkey1984 · Post by **clarkey1984** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:40 pm

PLUnion wrote:--- lots of text ---

If you had the slightest shred of knowledge or sense then you would realise the mind numbingly obvious fact that a magnet or a mobile phones signals CANNOT DO ANYTHING TO INFLUENCE OR CHANGE THE PLAY OF A MACHINE!!

Even if you could stop the reels using a magnet then it would make no difference AT ALL to the gameplay as the reels are nothing more than a visual representation of what the machine is doing, and it will still continue to do what it is doing and play as usual regardless of the reel positions.

You could theoretically run a machine with the reels missing, as the machines programming itself determines what wins are paid and/or achieved, and NOT the reels, all the reels do is show you the wins.

Jamming a reel would result in at worst, a reel error and the machine would alarm.

And also, humans are NOT magnetic, as for something to become nmagnetic it needs to be made of metal, so your whole magnetised blokey theory is junk anyway.

Moving on...

Mobile phones do send out signals, obviously correct, but they are nowhere near in the same frequency band to be able to ever effect anything electrical and cause it to malfunction or whatever, not EVER, not even a 1 in 10000000 chance.

Mobile phone companies simply would not be allowed to release a handset into the market that could emit any frequencies that may cause any appliances with silicon microchips in them to go wrong, if it could then it would somewhat resemble a scene from the film small soldiers.

There is the Iphone 'fruit machine cheater' app which is a load of bollocks anyway, as from what i can see, all it contains is the very info that is provided on most machine makers sites for all to see anyway, handy hints, press cancel to get a slow bonus, etc.. all standard stuff, plus a very basic feature guide for some machines too, what feature does what, etc.. so essentially useless

You'll be telling me that people with car keys will be banned soon in case their key fobs make the machine pay out

If this really is the mindset of the everyday landlord then god help us all, thats if this isn't some kind of piss take to begin with, which i suspect that it may be.

jpfuk · Post by **jpfuk** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:41 pm

Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! wrote:PLUnion, you DON'T run or own a pub.

HRK, you are NOT a pro-gambler on horses or dogs.

Just accept it, if you can't do it, you can't do it.

Hear Hear.. part of the game.. Luke got beat up so many times he switched to the bookies.. and he's still a looser...Getting buillied over place pot slips ffs....

HorseRacingKing · Post by **HorseRacingKing** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:43 pm

jpfuk wrote:
Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! wrote:PLUnion, you DON'T run or own a pub.

HRK, you are NOT a pro-gambler on horses or dogs.

Just accept it, if you can't do it, you can't do it.
Hear Hear.. part of the game.. Luke got beat up so many times he switched to the bookies.. and he's still a looser...Getting buillied over place pot slips ffs....

I find it arousing you call me by my first name and you dont even know me

jpfuk · Post by **jpfuk** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:43 pm

Jees Clarkie.. long post.. cant be fucked to read it.. but I agree 100% unless I'm mentioned lol

clarkey1984 · Post by **clarkey1984** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:44 pm

*edits the post and puts the word matt in there so you have to search through it*

jpfuk · Post by **jpfuk** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:44 pm

HorseRacingKing wrote:
jpfuk wrote:
Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! wrote:PLUnion, you DON'T run or own a pub.

HRK, you are NOT a pro-gambler on horses or dogs.

Just accept it, if you can't do it, you can't do it.
Hear Hear.. part of the game.. Luke got beat up so many times he switched to the bookies.. and he's still a looser...Getting buillied over place pot slips ffs....
I find it arousing you call me by my first name and you dont even know me

Know you better than ure parents do son..

What I get paid for...

HorseRacingKing · Post by **HorseRacingKing** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:46 pm

Oh here we go, the "detective inspector" e-persona.