Why can't you just be left alone to play your machine???

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Why can't you just be left alone to play your machine???

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Was playing a Pokerface last night and after doing £45 I moved onto another machine and did £70. Anyway this chav starts hassling me to get the drinks in. I refused and he started telling me that it’s just for him and a vodka and coke will be enough. Cheeky sod. Had a job getting rid of him because I was trying to collect my winnings without him getting his hand in the tray.

Ended up going to another pub and this drunk guy was on the machine and he was playing an Empire Strikes Back, He was either drunk or an amateur as he didn’t have a clue. He didn’t even know he could slow down skill stop with cancel. After he lost about £20 I took it on for £35 off about £10. He then starts bragging about how he threw £50 in Showtime and demands that I go on it. I know how crap they are so refused but he insisted. Anyway 2nd £1 in I get £17 so thought easy £15 quid. Thought about going again but the dreaded bankrupt was looming and they can be harsh. He was well pissed off but he made me play it. Why can’t I just go out for a punt without idiots invading your space. The same chav and his mates that tried to get drinks off me started to throw money into Pokerface so I left them to it and didn’t tell em it had just gone. Besides they started taking 3 cash strikes and the like.
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Post by Spyder »

when its like that, you need to avoid getting a bank, i know that it can be difficult if you hammer something and it does a ton on you, but if someones gonna be a cunt, youve got a few options... most of them end up with you barred...

maybe, once every now and again, a vodka and coke would be a good idea, give him £3 and tell him you're goin for a piss...youll see him in a bit.. then fuck off somewhere else....
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Post by greenbelter »

Yeah I guess so mate, take the drink on the chin so to speak.

The other guy was just funny. Forcing me to go on his machine. I said if it makes you happy I'll throw £2 in. Not my fault I won ha ha
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Post by Spyder »

greenbelter wrote:Yeah I guess so mate, take the drink on the chin so to speak.

The other guy was just funny. Forcing me to go on his machine. I said if it makes you happy I'll throw £2 in. Not my fault I won ha ha
you werent in derby wetherspoons by any chance were you?

a guy who goes in there kinda forces people onto machines, usually demands that you're playing 50/50... but that doesnt count what goes in.. he just means he wants half of your winnings...

he "had" me on a chipped 4reeler dond, i had super streak lit up and just kept playing till i eliminated all the boxes for the auto collect, had £2 in the box, which i just let this guy have cause he was a fucking pain in the arse... i didnt care about not taking the 15ish streak cause i wouldnt have walked out with it anyway...
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Post by Dunhamzzz »

why?

Coz I wanna poach ya!
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Post by greenbelter »

Not me mate I am from Liverpool
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why cant you just be left alone to play your machine???

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did he have a skinhead if so hes a nob i just tell him 2 fuck off
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Post by Scott »

Skinner?
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what about this then... was on a chipped dial it was ahead and dialling , but the dial was taking the piss to come out everytime it landed it killed me for no reason it was a one off... anyway the dial landed .. lower 8 lower 4 it won... needed to go lower 2 for the mega a guy behind me was watching so decided i would just stare at him till he went... anyway he wasnt deterred instead he comes up and presses the deal or no deal button... absolutely destroyed me... penny in the box as well.
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Post by thecannonball89 »

red22 wrote:what about this then... was on a chipped dial it was ahead and dialling , but the dial was taking the piss to come out everytime it landed it killed me for no reason it was a one off... anyway the dial landed .. lower 8 lower 4 it won... needed to go lower 2 for the mega a guy behind me was watching so decided i would just stare at him till he went... anyway he wasnt deterred instead he comes up and presses the deal or no deal button... absolutely destroyed me... penny in the box as well.
that wont kill your dial off tho. well ic never seen it!
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Post by silent g »

just do what me and a few other punters do here in london...
say "look mate i wanna play in peace so if you dont piss off were gonna have trouble" that normally gets rid of idiots.
no1 wants a black eye.
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cause it can
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Post by Spyder »

silent g wrote:just do what me and a few other punters do here in london...
say "look mate i wanna play in peace so if you dont piss off were gonna have trouble" that normally gets rid of idiots.
no1 wants a black eye.

but if you were actually "hard" you'd just clock em one without saying anything..

the fact that people will always try to avoid getting into a fight, doesnt always reflect if you're in a pub.

some places, threaten the wrong person and you'd get messed up
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Post by silent g »

Spyder wrote:
but if you were actually "hard" you'd just clock em one without saying anything..

the fact that people will always try to avoid getting into a fight, doesnt always reflect if you're in a pub.

some places, threaten the wrong person and you'd get messed up
bro im 6'8" medium build and normally wear tracksuits and hoodies with patterns shaved in my head and lines in my eyebrows.
i look like a right thug and thats how i like it.
im a londoner born and bread with 2 older brothers so ive been brought up fighting all the time.
i dont need to "clock" someone and get barred to get my point across.
if i tell someone to piss off they go (sometimes swearing under their breath but i got what i wanted so i dont mind)
if i was to get beaten up (wich has only ever happened once when i was fighting a 35yearold when i was 15) i wouldnt even mind.
whats a few punches here and there.
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Post by Spyder »

silent g wrote:
Spyder wrote:
but if you were actually "hard" you'd just clock em one without saying anything..

the fact that people will always try to avoid getting into a fight, doesnt always reflect if you're in a pub.

some places, threaten the wrong person and you'd get messed up
bro im 6'8" medium build and normally wear tracksuits and hoodies with patterns shaved in my head and lines in my eyebrows.
i look like a right thug and thats how i like it.
im a londoner born and bread with 2 older brothers so ive been brought up fighting all the time.
i dont need to "clock" someone and get barred to get my point across.
if i tell someone to piss off they go (sometimes swearing under their breath but i got what i wanted so i dont mind)
if i was to get beaten up (wich has only ever happened once when i was fighting a 35yearold when i was 15) i wouldnt even mind.
whats a few punches here and there.

fair enough lol.. dont go hitting my machines though, or ill av ya..... lol 6 8 you say..... jjjjjeeess, bet you get back ache on a long day!
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