Funny addicts

[GaryChandler]

rick why you on here but not on msn

[Guest]

yer hes a idiot i have a reason to be barred i suppose a few years back i got cought keying the round the bend every 1 who goes in there he sais there using some sort of device

[mr lugsy]

DAN OF THE DEAD.



dan of the dead is a hopeless addict,he is stricken with something eating patches of him away,mainly on his head.
all of his (incapacity)income is fruity time.he is usually the first to the arcade in the morning,dotd mainly plays littleboys partytime to start,and will sometimes progress to big boys,and then onto 3player bullions(which is his bestest machine)now and again he does win big,and likes to advertise his temporary wealth.
dotd likes to leave his machine with a big bank ,and command that someone should watch his machine while he stands outside smoking (and scaring small kids)he also likes to large it with other punters ,telling them he is professional and wins X ammount,but the nextday he could come in with 2 two pound coins for 10ps and a load of 5ps.
dotd has introduced alot of his family to punting ,on giro day he will come in ,ask for between 40-60 pound coins in a tub and go straight on the big stuff(bullion or double decker).
dotd's mum will be in shortly after ,he will tell her to play stuff he has won on and play it after.he will also do this to his sister ,who will have at least 2 extra deliveries of money from her boyfriend ,who will sit outside in his car for time ,waiting for them to go skint.
dan likes to loudly ask for drinks in front of other customers ,he likes them to know he is a v.i.p .

dan was once involved in a skirmish outside.it was reported in the local paper that he had a fight inside the arcade,the boss was infuriated by this and barred dan.
dan was beside himself,he asked what could he do to get back in ? as he loved it so.
he was told he must get an apology printed in the paper for their mistake
dan got his solicitor to write letters to the paper ,and after a short time they printed that they was wrong and sorry,and that dan had had a scrap further up the road a bit.

[pickareel]

go to yarmouth seafront,plenty of addicts there 2 laugh at

[Blackcurrantsoda]

There is a guy in Bristol called Paul Benito, a very sad case. He is a crack addict and also an addicted gambler. He begs on the streets then with the proceeds goes round playing everything on 10p play, he tries to acculumate a few quid then heads back to st pauls to buy a rock. I'm sure Mr mcstreak has a story about him to tell you.. There used to be a guy that hung around the arcades called Johnny, he would go higher on a 2 then when it went to a 1 would exclaim 'I knew i sould have gone lower'!, he also coined the idea that if he pressed the button every 1.772 seconds he was more likely to hae a board roll in! You also get the women who press the hold buttons rapidly on party time after a win, thinking this somehow activates the top....

[pickareel]

yea all old bints do that

[Scott]

You do get familiar with the addicts especially in your own town, me and my mate have no idea what there real names are but we know who were talking about, obviously Jeff who trayhop mentioned, then theres Myra Hindley a women mid 50's with bleach blonde hair, that name stuck, the cockney geezer who only drinks in spoons with his wife and used to get very irate when we walked in (because he'd done his bollocks) but oddly he now talks to me and seems ok, theres the indian doctor who used to drink in one of my locals, someones double who shall remain anomynous , then there's a family who crowd round the machine who look like a right bunch of weirdos, there known as the munsters, and one we call bar X Bill, no idea why, someone else started that off.

[Matt Vinyl]

There was an indian named 'Danny' in my old local who'd do sever coinage almost every night . He was about mid to late 40's always on the Heineken (sp?) and would always drive home about 12:30 after about 15 pints! (!) (!!!) But, he'd arrive at half 4 in the afternoon and say that he "Only had half hour until his missus would start phoning!"

Come the end of the night though, he'd always come up and say (in the slowest voice possible) "W-e-l-l, I er, *burp* put in erm, w-e-l-l, er, one pound..." And then as fast as you could possibly say: "Fkin jckpot!!!"

I worked at this pub from 1996-1999 and he was there literally every night. I know he went through:

Cash Bowl
Cops 'n' Robbers (the 4 swag bag stack one) (Norman Stanley Fletcher!)
Cosmic Casinos
Force 10
Caesar's Palace
Flashback
Hot Shot
Aftershock

And lose a wedge, before I or a colleague would pounce on and procure (why does that word always remind me of sausages?) a decent return.

Went back there a month or so back for old times sake, and he was STILL there - this time tackling a RtR.

[Been-Grant-Mitchell'd!]

You also get the women who press the hold buttons raidly on party time after a win, thinking this somehow activates the top....[/quote]

And what do they say to you when you comment on them doing this?

"It always works sometimes!"

[mr lugsy]

FATTY AND SKINNY


fatty and skinny are an odd couple,fatty has all the money and is in her late 50s ,skinny is just a leech,a parasite of the worst order,and a good 20 yrs younger than fatty,he always walks a good 10 paces ahead of fatty so people don't think they are an item.
fatty only plays partytime arenas and skinny is happy with this coz he can play something down the other end so fatty can't see what he's got.
fatty keeps skinny fed with notes ,even though skinny is secretting away money all the time and pretending he needs more.when fatty asks skinny to get her change from a machine,skinny will pretend to feed a note in and then say the machine is'nt working,he will then go round the corner and get some pound coins out of his stash to give to fatty and then pocket her note,fatty may spend anything upto 500 in a sesh on the partytimes,this is with alot of help from skinny (what a c##t)

skinny will always cash up alot of pound coins but still go back to fatty and ask for more money,i watch skinny and find myself hating this tosser very much.
skinny is addicted to paracetamol and always leaves empty packets laying about.one time we had to move a machine and there were dozens and dozens of empty tablet foils behind it.
another time skinny changed 80 pounds up what he had hidden from fatty,he left me with it while he went to the loo,i changed it to notes and gave it to fatty skinny was not amused,but he knows ,i know his game
i feel sorry for fatty ,but what can you do?

[greenbelter]

There is a guy in Liverpool with dreadlocks combat and a red fleece. He’s been around the arcades for year. Now seen him uin ages as I don’t go in them but he does hang around train stations begging. He just wanders around muttering to himself and harassing people. I genuinely feel sorry for him and wonder how anyone can end up like that. Its really sad. Count yourself lucky guys that you have not ended up like these guys

[petera]

You also get the women who press the hold buttons raidly on party time after a win, thinking this somehow activates the top....

Ive seen you do that !........

[jeffvickers]

Theres Carrot Face who has a face like a carrot
Patch Adams, who has a square patch on the back of his head where is hair doesnt grow,
a disabled couple called Limpy and Gimpy,
a large woman we call "Ball"

[thecannonball89]

I bet your quite funny to watch lump jeff!