Is this the future? In a backlash against the spinning roulette wheels and moronic video slots of todayayear the ultra hi-tec will be the most popular and profitable gambling platform in the UK, bar platform 2, Leicester station where the Monopoly machine is on such a low % it takes twice as much as the Las Vegas Strip each week.
BY performing complex chemical reactions and solving differential quadratic analysis, the player can move around the board accrueing blasts, money and hot shots. In order to do this a complex balancing act must be obtained using phD level physics and a rapidly metamorphosising dongle attached to the machine. To ensure 'survivle', a player must answer at least ten spoilers a minute. All this is done whilst reciting the Bible backwards in Chinese.
Have you got the skillz?
I couldn't even get a freakin' nudge.
Ultra hi-techs
We've had speed poker, speed chess and even speed skating. The ultimate rush is speed fruiting. You are on platform 2, the last train to Trancentral leaves in three minutes and you get crimson streak (after knocking back 20 red streaks). You've got to empty the hopper, fill up your pockets and negotiate three flights of stairs, an obstreperous barrier nazi, 800 commuters and two old bints with suitcases and make that train at all costs. Can it be done ?
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Re: Ultra hi-techs
JG wrote:Is this the future? In a backlash against the spinning roulette wheels and moronic video slots of todayayear the ultra hi-tec will be the most popular and profitable gambling platform in the UK, bar platform 2, Leicester station where the Monopoly machine is on such a low % it takes twice as much as the Las Vegas Strip each week.
BY performing complex chemical reactions and solving differential quadratic analysis, the player can move around the board accrueing blasts, money and hot shots. In order to do this a complex balancing act must be obtained using phD level physics and a rapidly metamorphosising dongle attached to the machine. To ensure 'survivle', a player must answer at least ten spoilers a minute. All this is done whilst reciting the Bible backwards in Chinese.
Have you got the skillz?
I couldn't even get a freakin' nudge.
not one for the vivid boys
