What Would You Do ?

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Oh look everybody the little princess has returned after her latest tantrum.

Are you still losing heavily you incompetent little boy.

Now off you go run along and play with the nice gee gees......
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Down Shep.....
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Reckon I have found a new avatar for you:
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I sincerely hope thats the lassie of these dog related posts! Lacking pedigree, makes no bones about it. Canine-yone think of any better tales?
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Mattb wrote:I sincerely hope thats the lassie of these dog related posts! Lacking pedigree, makes no bones about it. Canine-yone think of any better tales?
Your mutterings are becoming rabidly dogmatic!
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Matt stop it. I can scent you're leading this thread astray.

I still think a £35 shot first board on BTQ is outrageous. There's fresh and there's super duper hyper fresh. Then there's as fresh as a pub filled with blind gambling addicts. I'm not saying you're lying, just that that is crazy crazy stuff.
What madness have I seen recently? I mean free boards on Cluedos don't count, we're talking stupid mad ready stuff. Even a £140 doesn't count as it cost £30 to buzz it up and it's mostly, nearly all slower save free value. Errrrrrr. Errrrrrrrrrr. Errrrrrrrrrr. Oh yeah weird one on a Bobby dazzler. Seemed dead. 2 knockouts for £15 first board. Next board took three win spins and it rolled in 3*red seven for £30. Then back to normal.
That's a strange one. A very quick £24 off a Star Wars. Then to balance that the new Casino Monopoly 80% wonders locked on to 50p play only. £40 for a three timer which I refused, there in £70 for a stupid loss with heads and an £84 repeat AND a f'ing head wink. JEEZ what shit %. Basically the aim is wait until someone fills 'em up and win £20. That won't happen. No one plays machines these days. Missing my 92% games already, chink in the armour or no! Missing some missing dials but I do have some Just incredible hoomptiers which work in my head but probably not on the machine. The old 'having to travel' a bit more is coming home to roost and what's that dial symbol for on the wiyb in Spoons? Or more accurately, I wonder which group of skloids is leaving it 50p boosting, on its arse and phoneboardlessdialless?
Also had some good luck in a covered Gala earlier, bad weekend though. Had some of EEddie's luck. Everything takes 2 hours for 1p profit.

Been having some good luck over start of month so a double whammy shitty slot poker weekend was due. Might have to do some sports betting and play emulators for a respite. Got to go. bye,
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How about this for some spawn JG.

Some someone play out a p1 cluedo yesterday. Cluie. Got his MS, played enough through for an SSS to return, took that and bombed out. I went on, got my line soff £12 for pot. Tried another board, got a bonus...SSS! Another pot, lovely. Tried another, no feature start with £5 in view. Took that, played through, still there and got a 3rd pot from more lines. Made about £80 on it after it had been done for 2 pots, insane! :D
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Matt: Frogs don't know what they're on about when that sort of spawn goes down! Lovely result! :)
Just incredible
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Sounds like the £70 free after a played for MS+SSS. Great result. Can you send all these nutter players up here please? Particularly the guy who puts £250 in Gold Rush, collects nothing and walks, leaving it good for £30 profit on 72+6% in the 'Spoons pub.

I've seen a nutter blap a 1'er through an IJ2 in LFE and collect nothing and walk. It was only £23 away from a forced pot! It's your lucky day.

Then you get the very rare (increasingly rare) species of the kamikaze granny who *will* always leave that game full. Great for cashbox earnings and your earnings.

Everyone wants value nowadays. Feckin' Internet, credit crunch, on topness. Obviously the 'lose track of value' still happens. That Cleudo was due lines, but you also spawned a Mattb £70. All I can spawn is the bi-monthly £35 freebie. Touch wood. Probably never see one again now.
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im moving to cambridge 2moz :D
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Any other mods want to come and talk shite on this thread ?
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No, looks like it's just me and Matt*2. Errr back on topic, I would have handed the keys in without too many qualms, Kalms or Brahms.
That said, PMK's idea sounds mighty tempting, if you were up for a 'Real hustle'. Jess stands in front of the pages from the racing post looking fit, the bug guy lulls strangers into a false sense of security with coin tri.....yadda yadda we know the score.
At the end of the day it's all cameras and real time machine monitoring, so not worth the risk. Also at that time unlikely to be much money in the machines. Had it been 8pm, more tempting, but I would still hand 'em in.
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petera: Internet police, license to spoil. 8)
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I walked past a Cluedo yesterday and it was in test mode. Pressed reel one and it hopper dumped £249. Now that's what I call lucky.

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