will my local pub ever get a machine change?.
I would have thought the glass hammer would shatter first. Fancy making a hammer out of glass, whatever next? A paper chainsaw? An angle grinder made out of blu-tack?
Just put some poo in the pay out tray and make a sign that says "Machine out of service due to poo in the pay out tray". No one will ever want to play it or clean it and they'll throw it in the bin eventually. Use a mix of two parts dog poo to one part human poo.
Just put some poo in the pay out tray and make a sign that says "Machine out of service due to poo in the pay out tray". No one will ever want to play it or clean it and they'll throw it in the bin eventually. Use a mix of two parts dog poo to one part human poo.
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Matt Vinyl
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I would have thought the glass hammer would shatter first. Fancy making a hammer out of glass, whatever next? A paper chainsaw? An angle grinder made out of blu-tack?
For the record, my spoons now has:
DOND Big Reds
DOND P5
DOND Dream Factory
DOND Crazy Chair
Star Wars
Cheers!
"And do you ever contradict yourself, Minister?" "Well, yes and no..."
I have a spoons and a Lloyds - total of 8 machines (3 and 5). Lloyds has had changed a total of 2 machines in the last 15 months - one of which was bringing back a RtR. Spoons has not changed for over 16 months - despite the Big Reds being frequently tooled. On a plus side - all changers are disconnected in Spoons - and 3 out of 5 disconnected in Lloyds. That will fix the bastards!
I also have a pub with a £25 beat the banker - which has been there since release, and never been serviced. Over half the bulbs no longer work.
I also have a pub with a £25 beat the banker - which has been there since release, and never been serviced. Over half the bulbs no longer work.