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The day so far...
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    The day so far...

    To start the day, I played a machine in a snooker club. Got the pot.
    Then I've got a tucked unit in a chippy. Totally battered it.
    Next up a five pounder in a laundrette. Cleaned up.
    Then I slipped over in a butter factory before the next hit. Luckily I dropped the lot.
    Things took a turn for the worse, I messed up on the ? Whilst listening to some dub step. It was a Skrillex continu.
    I played a Star Wars whilst enduring a bout of loud flatulence. Ripped it.
    Finally a Triple in a chip shop. It was telling me cash or bust would be Jackpot Deal but instead it landed on a pound. It was a chip cob.

    Sorry. Can anyone do better?
    JG

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    Oh my

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    I went to play deal. Broke. Someone must be doingthem.
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    Lost the cred with chip shop locations

    I remember when a kebab shop had.... caskattack old ver, addams family, cashanova to name a few

    days

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    Lost the cred with chip shop locations

    I remember when a kebab shop had.... caskattack old ver, addams family, cashanova to name a few

    days

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    Days = Poor mans 'games'
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    Elsie partridge

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    umbongo - whens that funeral again could do with a laff

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    Pokerkingqueen
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    aha - its the pink panther!!!!

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    PokerKingQueen?! Oh the memories!

    I was on a break from my shift at the cutlery factory, so popped in the bookies for a flutter. Spooned the lot.
    "And do you ever contradict yourself, Minister?" "Well, yes and no..."

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    PokerKingQueen?! Oh the memories!

    I was on a break from my shift at the cutlery factory, so popped in the bookies for a flutter. Spooned the lot.
    "And do you ever contradict yourself, Minister?" "Well, yes and no..."

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    Chip cob lol
    Little discipline = BIG issue

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