Fruit Machine Chat

When Tony De Vit was teaching fergie he used to listen to him but if he saw him touch the plate (speed itup or slow it does) he'd make him start again... he only ever used the pitch control. I used to be able to do that on my old Vestax, it's actually not as awkward as it sounds (providing you've c...

The art of real DJing is getting the Beat perfect, anything that has an automix is a joke - me mums better Anyone can beat-match these days mate, I've been mixing hardcore / Jungle / D&B since about '93, but compared to some of my mates that can crab, beat juggle, battle mix etc, what I can do ...

What were they??

I'll swap them for you credit card number, PM me for details.

(P.S - Don't forget the expiry date and unique 3 digit code!)

Just placed 5 bids.....this is more addictive than the machines themselves!

Got 2 unique bids, both pretty low as well. Fingers crossed!

Must switch phone off now.....

Last I heard he was hiding out in Daz Watts' warehouse, earning £4.50 an hour stacking boxes of key fobs and microwaves.

Bloody diving fairy, the guy has absolutely no shame and richly deserves all the piss-taking that is dished out to him. My Nan could stay on her feet after some of the 'challenges' that send him screaming to the deck.

What a ghey. ops:

JPM - Rollercoaster JPM - Camelot JPM - Red Arrows Barcrest - King Kebab Barcrest - Battle Axe Barcrest - Jackpoteers Barcrest - Monty Pythons / Neptunes Treasure Barcrest - Spiker the Biker Barcrest - TOT Maygay - Duff Beer Guide Red - Crazy Cobra Red - Jackpot Genie :D :) :( :o :shock: :? 8) :lol:...

An old mate of mine actually went to jail for just over a month, claimed his Grandad (who he was very close to) had died and he was off with depression. The company was never the wiser.....pretty low though

However, 0p in £9.60 out. I make that a return of infinite percent! I found £13 in the payout tray (left by the engineer) of a brand new, freshly sited Rocket Money in a local Ladbrokes just minutes after it had opened. Had no intention of playing it but collected the £13 without pressing a single ...

also liked when I was waiting for dunhamzzz to have a shit in our local arcade

Just noticed that, LOL!

20p in a lucky strike, let 'em spin, IM - went for £43.

X215 if my maths is correct

Supercharged?

(though to be fair on the lad, he did have an asthma attack, supposedly). Come on mate, give the guy a break! How can he possibly be expected to dispatch goods or reply to emails if he's in the grip of a 48 hour asthma attack?! :lol: To summarise, What you will get for your cash is a link to d****n...

When this guy started posting he knew absolutely sod all, some of his first posts were asking about the most basic stuff imaginable. Over the course of the next few weeks he basically pieced together stuff from other 'genuine' posts in order to create the facade that he was actually knowledgable abo...

Only ever been ID'd a few times, I was the one who got roped in to buying the booze for all my mates when we were 15/16.

Height definitely helps, along with the broken blood vessels on the nose, hacking smokers cough, yellowing teeth......